allison's definitions

So Neva

Its not ever going to happen.

Oh shit nigga so neva!

by Allison August 30, 2004

lalaland

whatthefuck!omg niggaareyouinnnnlalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaland???WHY??IDIOT WHY???

iasudgroqi uawegrkuaegrktuasdkrigtakisghddddddddddd ddddddddddddd

by Allison September 10, 2004

spurned

well you see as me and my friend michelle were reading in our religion books it said... > jesus was spurned and critisized and then we did so good ole research and asked her mom her mom told us like dissed .... hmm neato soo spurned is another word for dissed!

michele: yo yo yo sup my home nugget¿
Allison: Holla! nm wah chew up ta!?¿
Michelle: notin!
Allison: thias convo aint goin anywhere buh you got spurned!

by Allison February 28, 2005

screep

sketchy + creep, a person (generally a man) who is a weirdo and usually a prick or ass

"wow, that screep over there just tried to grab my ass.."

by allison April 10, 2005

Kirp

the tip of a man's penis.

"dude you stepped on my kirp!"

by allison September 8, 2004

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004