allison's definitions

Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.

Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.

by Allison August 29, 2004

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004

kcch

A written 'hiss'.
Use instead of *hiss*, when angered, or when there is nothing else to say.

You arent coming to the party tommorow?! kcch!

by Allison January 30, 2004

smob

you can use this word in place of any word you want. adjective, verb, noun, whatever.

you are such a smob

i am smobbing you

lets smob!!

by Allison September 17, 2004

bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Oh my goth!

To be said when given extreme pleasure by a goth categorized more by taste in music, not in dress through sexual acts.

"Oh Jason...oh my goth!"

by Allison January 14, 2004

lalaland

whatthefuck!omg niggaareyouinnnnlalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaland???WHY??IDIOT WHY???

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by Allison September 10, 2004