ZEKE's definitions

Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."

One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you

by Zeke July 1, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Josie Maran

A model so hot she can melt lead.

The dentist needs to use a special X-ray vest when Josie Maran comes in, 'cuz she'll melt the regular ones.

by Zeke August 30, 2005

Maria'd

To get the hell knocked out of you while playing basketball such as by running into a pick.

"Man did you see that guy just get Maria'd by that big guy?"

by Zeke January 17, 2004

-l-Z3K3-l-

The coolest motherfucker ever to hit this sad sad planet

No-one comes close to the real Zeke

by Zeke April 6, 2005

sweet guy

The phrase a girl often uses when shooting a guy down.

"You're a really sweet guy, but I don't want to date you."

by Zeke April 22, 2005

gigawatts

1.21, the number of gigawatts necessary to power a Flux Capacitor

I just had a 1.21 gigawatt flux capacitor installed in my car

by Zeke April 13, 2004