by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2006
The management of projects. Typically, this is all about figuring out what's needed, working out how to satisfy that need, costing it out, doing the job and delivering the product/service or whatever.
Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.
If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Some say it's science, some say an art. Whatever. It keeps a lot of pencil-necks in jobs and forms the bedrock of capitalist growth through cost, time and quality controlled efforts.
If you want an example of good project management, take 5 to figure out how they built a pyramid in ancient Egypt.
Getting a shag out of Estelle requires more project management than I can conjure up. You'd need a Harvard MBA to figure out a route into her box.
by Wizards Sleeve May 31, 2005
Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.
Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.
Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.
Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006
Derogatory term for a person who has spent too much time eating junk food and not enough time exercising. The US is full of these people.
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2005
Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.
by Wizards Sleeve August 06, 2006