Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.
Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!
by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005
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daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.
Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!
by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005
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Blow Pop

A Charms brand lollipop with gum in the center. The greatest lollipop ever invented. Also, when used in normal conversation, can be confused with blow job.
Derrek: Yeah, I voted for Stephanie for Junior Class President because she gave me a blow pop in the hallway. I love those things!
Mark: What?!
Derrek: No dude, blow POP.
Mark: Oh.
by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005
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Sporange

A sniglet invented for the sole purpose of rhyming with orange. It means those useless bits of white rind left over after you have peeled an orange.
After peeling an orange, one will usually find some sporange. Door hinge...
by Wesley Durrance October 09, 2005
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Uranus

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
by Wesley Durrance January 02, 2006
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d20

A 20 sided die used in many games in the "Dungeons & Dragons" series of tabletop role-playing board games.
Carl: Say Falacorn, let's break out the d20 and set us up a game of *gasp* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
Joe: Indeed Yeldor, but I call dungeon master!
*slap fight ensues*
by Wesley Durrance August 13, 2005
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fifties slide show

A classroom slideshow that educates you through fear. They all have the same narrator and use some kind named Billy as an example, something bad always happens to Billy.
Fifties slide show examples:
And thats why you should never talk to strangers. Because they all have knives. Isn't that right Billy? Billy wouldn't know. His mangled corpse is now being raped by a depraved psychopath, all because he talked to the local ice-cream man. BOO!
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005
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