Wesley Durrance's definitions

d20

A 20 sided die used in many games in the "Dungeons & Dragons" series of tabletop role-playing board games.

Carl: Say Falacorn, let's break out the d20 and set us up a game of *gasp* DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
Joe: Indeed Yeldor, but I call dungeon master!
*slap fight ensues*

by Wesley Durrance August 13, 2005

forthwith

Something you shout out after saying something to emphasize it. Usually meant to be funny.

Fred: Hand me the nachos Steve.
Steve: You get 'em, they're like two feet away from you.
Fred: FORTHWITH!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

daemon

A word used when imitating an Irish-Catholic school teacher priest dude. If you pronounce it as "day-mon" with a faked Irish accent while talking really loudly, it works pretty well.

Possible uses:
What be this daemon-ry?!
Out, daemon child!!
Daemon be gone, Satan has no presence here!!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

fagaccini

A gay or metrosexual person from Italy.

Milan is full of fagaccinis.

by Wesley Durrance September 6, 2005

Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

by Wesley Durrance September 23, 2005

Sporange

A sniglet invented for the sole purpose of rhyming with orange. It means those useless bits of white rind left over after you have peeled an orange.

After peeling an orange, one will usually find some sporange. Door hinge...

by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005

redneck wannabe

Someone who wears clothes from "Dixie Outfitters", has Confederate Battle Flags on everything and generally destroys our heritage.

Thanks a lot you redneck wannabes, your ruined what it meant to be a Southerner.

by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005