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An adjectival suffix appended to conveny dissapointment or condemnation when describing something of marginal or limited value or quality.
(Derived from the perceived disparity in the value or quality of websites ending in .com vs .net)
(Derived from the perceived disparity in the value or quality of websites ending in .com vs .net)
Individual A: "Kimmie thinks this bar is cool, but everyone here is fat and boring."
Individual B: "Yeah, cool... dot net."
Individual B: "Yeah, cool... dot net."
by webster April 13, 2005
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(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)
v. - to give a female a lip liner
(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)
v. - to give a female a lip liner
Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.
Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!
Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!
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The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.
For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.
After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.
Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.
After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.
Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.
by Webster February 12, 2005
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Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....
see? no one cares.
see? no one cares.
by webster February 9, 2005
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eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
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