Urban Dictionary: Definitions by UltimateDoge

Mollycoddle

A form of helicopter parenting which causes parent's children to lack independence and autonomy, so when shit goes down when they move out, they call on their parents to help them out whether that is being short on money and have to pay bills because they haven't been taught by their parents on how to spend money responsibly in order to save money to pay for essentials. Some people who have been mollycoddled as children end up living with their parents in their 30s, can't do anything for themselves such as cooking, tying their own shoelaces or shaving. Basically all they do is play fortnite in their mum's basement and play fortnite or roblox.

Mollycoddling is poor parenting and if you are one of those parents, just stop because you are making it harder for yourself rather than easier as you have to further look after a fully grown ass person who is more than capable of self-care. Don't mollycoddle.

by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

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Lifelover

Some insane Swedish black metal band best known for rather album "Pulver" with an extremely fucked up album cover.

Lifelover are an insane black metal band!🤘🎸

by UltimateDoge September 6, 2023

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Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

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Bull Sperm

See: Taurine

Red Bull has Bull Sperm

by UltimateDoge June 9, 2022

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Batlord

What people erroneously refer to the Swedish Black Metal band Bathory as because the font used for their logo makes it look like it is called "Batlord"

Person 1: Nice Batlord shirt
Person 2: Thanks, but it is Bathory, nit Batlord
Person 1: Has an aneurysm

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2023

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