Tj's definitions

rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

ricer exuse

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.

my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...

by TJ February 19, 2004

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

by TJ February 25, 2004

brendle

A really ugly kid who spends a lot of his time talking trash and playing Madden 2005. Usually, this person can be found looking at coolvideoclips.com

Man, that Gary kid is a freakin fag!

by TJ January 28, 2005

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

shwoogtastic

the act of doing something like a black person. it is an adjective

wow that dunk was shwoogtastic.
that television was takin in shwoogtastic fashion

by tj March 11, 2004

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004