Tj's definitions
its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.
Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!
by TJ May 13, 2005
Get the glorfindelmug. by TJ February 24, 2004
Get the darletsmug. 
synonym for bounce.
To rebound after having struck an object or a surface.
To cause to strike an object or a surface and rebound
To rebound after having struck an object or a surface.
To cause to strike an object or a surface and rebound
That ball can bouce.
The car bounced over the potholes.
To bound: children bouncing into the room.
bounce a ball on the sidewalk.
The car bounced over the potholes.
To bound: children bouncing into the room.
bounce a ball on the sidewalk.
by tj July 5, 2004
Get the boucemug. by TJ February 23, 2004
Get the Sminootinmug. A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
by TJ January 30, 2005
Get the splargal snarfmug. A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.
By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
SOLS is up! No wait.
by TJ February 25, 2005
Get the SOLSmug.