Tj's definitions

quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.

That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.

by TJ November 18, 2004

splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.

My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.

by TJ January 30, 2005

Vit

A man with long, flowing blonde hair resembling a woman.

I was walking behind this hot chick, but it ended up just being a Vit.

by TJ January 28, 2003

BusMilk

When nerd people that ride the bus and get milk dumped on them because their losers.

I dumped some milk on this geeky kid with glasses the other day becasue he is gay

by TJ May 20, 2003

weird

to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater

I'm getting weird tonight.

by TJ November 12, 2004

speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 20, 2005

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004