Tj's definitions

bombadil

Mysterious character from J.R.R Tokiens The Lord of the Rings. His ancestry, creation, or relation to the other races of Middle earth have never been definitely proven. Tokien said in various letters that he left bombadil as a mystery and purposefully left little info on him. Tom Bombadil in Lotr appears to be all powerful and perhaps imortal. It has been theorized that Bombadil may be a Maia, the Vala Alue, one of the various spirits who entered middle earth with the valor, or even the god of middle earth Iluvatar.

The riddles of Tom bombadil are perhaps the biggest and most interesting of all of Middle earth

by TJ May 13, 2005

clown-fucker

Someone who rapes clowns and wears fat people clothes.

You clown-fucker. You want to die?!

by TJ October 29, 2004

walk of shame

A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed.

"Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."

by TJ November 20, 2003

Theoni

Hot, cute and fun


all mine

theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya

by tj October 16, 2004

hecksta

"Hecksta" (synonymous with hecka or hella) was used in the early to mid 90's to emphasize a point or meaning.

Dude, that movie was HECKSTA LAME!

by TJ June 24, 2006

SLAP

Acronym for Sex, Age, Location, and Pic. Commonly used as a question in internet chatrooms, since more and more people on the internet have pics making "ASL?" or "A/S/L?" outmoded.

A person enters chatroom, then another person asks...
SLAP?

by TJ March 12, 2005

ledge

Shortened slang for "legendary", or, more commonly, for "legend".

Jesus, you fucking ledge!

by Tj November 12, 2004