theoni

theoni is my gurl...
shes cute, fun and very sexc and will listen to me.
if she loves me she will leave it alone (L)(L)(L)
i (L)(L) love (L)(L) theoni...
:D im never deleting this
by tj November 07, 2004
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Theoni

Hot, cute and fun


all mine
theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya
by tj October 17, 2004
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internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off
imma go bust a internet nut
by tj January 12, 2004
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snigs

Make us a snigs will ya?
by TJ February 24, 2004
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ditka

the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'
"ditka."

"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."
by tj January 01, 2004
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splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.
by TJ January 31, 2005
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Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;
Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!
by TJ February 24, 2004
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