Tj's definitions

bouce

synonym for bounce.

To rebound after having struck an object or a surface.

To cause to strike an object or a surface and rebound

That ball can bouce.

The car bounced over the potholes.
To bound: children bouncing into the room.

bounce a ball on the sidewalk.

by tj July 5, 2004

walk of shame

A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed.

"Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."

by TJ November 20, 2003

bombadil

Mysterious character from J.R.R Tokiens The Lord of the Rings. His ancestry, creation, or relation to the other races of Middle earth have never been definitely proven. Tokien said in various letters that he left bombadil as a mystery and purposefully left little info on him. Tom Bombadil in Lotr appears to be all powerful and perhaps imortal. It has been theorized that Bombadil may be a Maia, the Vala Alue, one of the various spirits who entered middle earth with the valor, or even the god of middle earth Iluvatar.

The riddles of Tom bombadil are perhaps the biggest and most interesting of all of Middle earth

by TJ May 13, 2005

Gentleman-Gigolo Complex

Essentially the antithesis to the Madonna-whore complex where a woman may be sexually attracted to the dominant and agressive "gigolo" but may not see him as an ideal partner or spouse. On the other hand she romantically desires the mellow and submissive "gentleman" to be a husband and father to her children but may not respect him as a man or partner. The "gigolo" may possess dark human traits that are deemed "toxic" or "dangerous" such as Machiavellianism or could simply just be charismatic, masculine, and attractive, as well as being able to sexually satisfy the woman. Meanwhile the gentleman may possibly possess pure traits including sensitivity, emotional intelligence and even leadership qualities and financial success, but may also be shy, non-confrontational, passive-agressive, and submissive which at worst makes him more susceptible to molding and manipulation and may not sexually satisfy the woman.

Man 1: Did you see that girl Cheri give that millionaire dude her number
Man 2: yeah but she has a Gentleman-Gigolo Complex, and that guy isn't going for someone like her

by TJ May 23, 2021

Theoni

Hot, cute and fun


all mine

theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya

by tj October 16, 2004

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

BusMilk

When nerd people that ride the bus and get milk dumped on them because their losers.

I dumped some milk on this geeky kid with glasses the other day becasue he is gay

by TJ May 20, 2003