Tj's definitions

rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 25, 2005

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.

That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.

by TJ November 18, 2004

tacos

FOOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a mexican food witch is a tortia filled with meat,sour cream,cheese,and green lettus

i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos

by tj January 5, 2005

cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by tj January 28, 2005