Tj's definitions

weird

to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater

I'm getting weird tonight.

by TJ November 12, 2004

BusMilk

When nerd people that ride the bus and get milk dumped on them because their losers.

I dumped some milk on this geeky kid with glasses the other day becasue he is gay

by TJ May 20, 2003

shwoogtastic

the act of doing something like a black person. it is an adjective

wow that dunk was shwoogtastic.
that television was takin in shwoogtastic fashion

by tj March 11, 2004

SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 25, 2005

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.

That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.

by TJ November 18, 2004