Tj's definitions

SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 25, 2005

m10

as in m10 surfcrew from long island! can also be used to describe cool shit

1 that last one was sick! completely m10
2 your moms tits are fully m10
3 dont blame us cause the m10 surfcrew dogged your girl
4 this weed is m10 bro

by tj April 20, 2005

jumpahoe

Anyone that likes to jump somebody in a fight as opposed to fighting 1 on 1 or at least tag teaming. Pretty self explanatory

Person 1: Megan is such a wack bitch, always jumping in people's fights

Person 2: Not surprised, jumpahoes will be jumpahoes

by TJ August 10, 2015

ricer exuse

Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.

my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...

by TJ February 19, 2004

brendle

A really ugly kid who spends a lot of his time talking trash and playing Madden 2005. Usually, this person can be found looking at coolvideoclips.com

Man, that Gary kid is a freakin fag!

by TJ January 28, 2005

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

by TJ February 25, 2004

Gentleman-Gigolo Complex

Essentially the antithesis to the Madonna-whore complex where a woman may be sexually attracted to the dominant and agressive "gigolo" but may not see him as an ideal partner or spouse. On the other hand she romantically desires the mellow and submissive "gentleman" to be a husband and father to her children but may not respect him as a man or partner. The "gigolo" may possess dark human traits that are deemed "toxic" or "dangerous" such as Machiavellianism or could simply just be charismatic, masculine, and attractive, as well as being able to sexually satisfy the woman. Meanwhile the gentleman may possibly possess pure traits including sensitivity, emotional intelligence and even leadership qualities and financial success, but may also be shy, non-confrontational, passive-agressive, and submissive which at worst makes him more susceptible to molding and manipulation and may not sexually satisfy the woman.

Man 1: Did you see that girl Cheri give that millionaire dude her number
Man 2: yeah but she has a Gentleman-Gigolo Complex, and that guy isn't going for someone like her

by TJ May 23, 2021