Tj's definitions

sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing

these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling

by tj April 20, 2005

cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by tj January 28, 2005

thrift store

Usually where items not sold at a garage/yard sale are donated.

While going through the newest donation at the thrift store, most of the items still had yard sale tickets. One of us decided they were yard sale rejects.

by tj April 4, 2004

internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off

imma go bust a internet nut

by tj January 11, 2004

brendle

A really ugly kid who spends a lot of his time talking trash and playing Madden 2005. Usually, this person can be found looking at coolvideoclips.com

Man, that Gary kid is a freakin fag!

by TJ January 28, 2005

rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

tawljay

1. to neglect your illegitimate children
2. to put internet browsing above your responsibilities

"your kids need food and you're Tawljay"

by TJ February 25, 2004