Tj's definitions

shwoogtastic

the act of doing something like a black person. it is an adjective

wow that dunk was shwoogtastic.
that television was takin in shwoogtastic fashion

by tj March 11, 2004

Imperium

Truely AWESOME song made my Machine Head

-Robert Flynn does an fu**ing great job with this hard hitting song!!

F*CK THESE CHAINS NOT GOD DAMN SLAVES!



-Chalenge the whole human race..!

by TJ February 10, 2005

Rengel

The coolest person that ever lived on the face of the Earth.

John wished his friend was more like Rengel.

by Tj January 7, 2005

cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by tj January 28, 2005

rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)

Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer

by TJ December 23, 2013

tacos

FOOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a mexican food witch is a tortia filled with meat,sour cream,cheese,and green lettus

i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos
i love food like tacos and boritos

by tj January 5, 2005

internet nut

looking at porn on the internet and jacking off

imma go bust a internet nut

by tj January 11, 2004