14 definition by Th3rd

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.

When you post something on a thread or forum that no one has posted on in over 5 years, either do to the site it's on being dead, or the fact that all of the posters on the thread moved on with life and forgot about it.

A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.

Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.

The phrase that consists of no letters at all, yet strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who sees it over instant messaging.

Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Basically someone who is Bi, but due to political correctness SJW bullshit they label themselves/are labeled as "Pan" just so they can be with Transgender people. This is basically saying someone who is Trans is not completely the gender they say they are, which basically contradicts the whole movement that a trans person is 100% the gender they identify as.