A new, but rapidly rising toxic fandom that exists up at the top with furfags and cloppers. FNAFAGS are usually prepubescent middle schoolers who obsess over the indie horror game Five Nights at Freddy's made by Scott Cawthon, who basically overthrew Notch in his throne as the supreme squeaker god. FNAFAGS will blindly throw their money at every game in the franchise that is released, then proceed to get scared, not play any of the games they bought, and watch some youtuber play it instead. Many FNAFAGS are into FNAF Porn, making them borderline furverts or furfags. You can easily spot FNAFAGS infecting the youtube comment sections, often with poorly drawn fan art as their profile picture. They will proceed to name their accounts the names of the characters in the game (most commonly Foxy the Pirate) and blurt out annoying phrases like "ITS ME" or "INHALE MY DONG (a reference to a fan game known as Five Nights at Fuckboys)". FNAFAGS can always be found on any of Smike's videos, arguing either about some dumbass conspiracy theory about the game, or arguing with Smike's old fan base about how FNAF is superior to Skyrim.
If you really think about it, FNAF Porn is Furry Porn crossed with a robot fetish, necrophilia and pedophilia... What in the actual fuck?!
FNAFAGS are just furfags in denial
FNAFAGS are just furfags in denial
by Th3rd June 23, 2015
A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
by Th3rd June 29, 2015
The phrase that consists of no letters at all, yet strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who sees it over instant messaging.
David: Hey Sarah, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a date sometime?
Sarah: ...
David has left the chat room
Sarah: ...
David has left the chat room
by Th3rd January 04, 2016
Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.
Nostalgicunt: "How can you guys listen to this crapstep electro garbage bullcrap! maybe you should try listening to a nirvanna record some time and you will see real music!"
Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."
Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."
by Th3rd June 23, 2015
A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.
MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...
*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"
Record Label: What the fuck...
*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"
Record Label: What the fuck...
by Th3rd August 30, 2015
The new game that all the kids play on the school laptops when they are supposed to be taking notes or finishing a test. Like it's predecessors Minecraft and Powdergame, it is the new most popular game played as a pass time in public schools. The game just came out this year, and didn't gain much popularity until many famous youtubers such as PewDiePie took notice to it and recorded let's play's. Since then, it exploded and is currently one of the most active MMOs as of right now.
by Th3rd June 23, 2015
The peak of sexual pleasure. Orgasms can be amazing, however, if a guy has an orgasm without blowing the load(which is possible), then he will be stuck with a nasty case of blue balls until his body is ready for another one, which could take hours to days. Orgasms can also cause the feeling of tingling or numbness around the genital area, the stinging of the urethra if your load is massive, and complete loss of control of your body for 7 seconds. Women will experience a feeling of intense calm, sometimes followed by the stinging of the vagina.
Fun fact: During an orgasm, over 90% of your brain shuts down so you LITERALLY cannot control your body for about 4-7 seconds if you have a massive cum.
by Th3rd July 14, 2015