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The phrase that consists of no letters at all, yet strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who sees it over instant messaging.

David: Hey Sarah, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a date sometime?

Sarah: ...

David has left the chat room

by Th3rd April 15, 2016

fuckboi

You will find these strange creatures usually clogging up your local Nike store, Listening to either Pit Bull or Eminem on full volume in the back of the class during a test (usually via wireless Beats), or trying to act cool by inviting your sister to parties. Fuckbois are above and beyond the common douchebag. They are usually from the ages of 12 to 25, and can be found wearing any and all things Nike. They often were hated or outcasted in their early years of school because they were weird or bossy, and now, they want all the attention they can get. They post shirtless selfies of themselves making a "cool" or pouty face with an average of 3-5 instagram filters and tags such as #thuglife or #Swag. They own every Call of Duty that comes out, even if they only play it for about 5 minutes before letting it gather dust next to their Xbox One, which they have also only used to play minecraft and titanfall. Fuckbois are also bitchy and controlling. You will often see fuckbois wearing napkins or duct tape wrapped around their new Air Jordans so they don't get dirty. They will also commonly try to look cool by smoking Vapor Pens or Cigarettes (which they will only puff), and showing an obsession with Weed, even if they've only smoked it once or twice at the most.

To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.

For a very good example of a Fuckboi, please visit any social media page created by Justin Beiber.

by Th3rd June 17, 2015

nostalgicunt

Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.

Nostalgicunt: "How can you guys listen to this crapstep electro garbage bullcrap! maybe you should try listening to a nirvanna record some time and you will see real music!"

Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."

by Th3rd July 01, 2015

LatePosting

When you post something on a thread or forum that no one has posted on in over 5 years, either do to the site it's on being dead, or the fact that all of the posters on the thread moved on with life and forgot about it.

Steve (sees post on yahoo answers)
Depressed Girl: Im going to kill my self soon. What should I use?
Steve: NOOOO DONT DO IT!
Steve (sees post was made in 2006)
Steve: Shit.. I was LatePosting again...

by Th3rd August 03, 2015

MLG Fag

A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.

MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...

*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"

Record Label: What the fuck...

by Th3rd October 12, 2015

FNAFAG

A new, but rapidly rising toxic fandom that exists up at the top with furfags and cloppers. FNAFAGS are usually prepubescent middle schoolers who obsess over the indie horror game Five Nights at Freddy's made by Scott Cawthon, who basically overthrew Notch in his throne as the supreme squeaker god. FNAFAGS will blindly throw their money at every game in the franchise that is released, then proceed to get scared, not play any of the games they bought, and watch some youtuber play it instead. Many FNAFAGS are into FNAF Porn, making them borderline furverts or furfags. You can easily spot FNAFAGS infecting the youtube comment sections, often with poorly drawn fan art as their profile picture. They will proceed to name their accounts the names of the characters in the game (most commonly Foxy the Pirate) and blurt out annoying phrases like "ITS ME" or "INHALE MY DONG (a reference to a fan game known as Five Nights at Fuckboys)". FNAFAGS can always be found on any of Smike's videos, arguing either about some dumbass conspiracy theory about the game, or arguing with Smike's old fan base about how FNAF is superior to Skyrim.

If you really think about it, FNAF Porn is Furry Porn crossed with a robot fetish, necrophilia and pedophilia... What in the actual fuck?!

FNAFAGS are just furfags in denial

by Th3rd July 01, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.

Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.

Some posts on the Urban Dictionary are so old that they could have been your dad...

by Th3rd August 03, 2015