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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony September 30, 2014
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Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst
On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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goopenthal

This phoney-bologna word is used by Hank Hill on the television program, "King of the Hill" to describe any type of psychoactive medication, such as Ritalin, Tofranil (used to stop enuresis), Prozac, Xanax, Cymbalta, trazodone, etc. Not so fake any more though; as I've heard it used in conversations over the last several years.
Bobby's taking goopenthal again to help put an end to him pissing the bed every night.

Hey bub, I'm not gonna let you come in here all hopped up on goopenthal!
by Telephony September 3, 2013
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carafee

Carafee (pron. "\kə-RAf' ē"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.
{Paul}: I douched out the carafee but the coffee still tastes like shit.
{Craig} Maybe you need to wash the filter basket too.
by Telephony December 19, 2020
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faggetaboudit

How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".
{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!
by Telephony June 7, 2013
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toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).
You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!
by Telephony January 4, 2011
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pissbrain

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
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