Stiffofdeth's definitions

Orgify

To make something worth thrill so high that it is comparable to having an orgasm, hence the 'org' and 'ify' following.

Orgify my existance, embrace my member and I call u out!

by Stiffofdeth June 23, 2008

Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

Griefer

1. In gaming, a griefer is a player who actively attempts to ruin the fun/progress/leisure of other players logged into the same game, often to the extent of the the person being griefed giving up on playing for a time. Especially true for player-vs-player (PvP) games.
2. In the context of general internet and message board posting, a griefer is someone whose goal is to start fights/arguments, relentlessly attacks certain posters and communities, etc. Generally speaking, the goal of the Internet griefer is to make other users’ virtual lives hell on earth.

“Tanya reported the griefers who had been camping her corpse in WoW for the last few hours, keeping her from enjoying the game.”

“The young griefer did everything he could to disrupt the peace in a football forum, especially in harassing younger members and starting controversial conversations just because.”

by Stiffofdeth March 9, 2020

Plugged Up

When you haven't ejacated for so long that you're pent-up and cranky.

"My husband was so plugged up after recovering from surgery for the last 2 weeks, so I decided to give him the wifey hand special."

by Stiffofdeth October 20, 2017

Ariana Grande

A spoiled Mexican-American brat who's somehow famous for her hair flip and mediocre body featuring little more than an equally flat chest and ass.

Dave: Dude, Ariana Grande is so sexy!
James: Really? She looks like a 13 year-old.
Dave: Oh damn! I never thought of that!

by Stiffofdeth February 14, 2017

Kick

A current and temporary fixation on something. Typically does not last longer than a few weeks, or at most, months. May be a recurring interest, or a one-shot one. This can apply to a large number of things, including (but not limited to) comics, TV series, anime, manga, literature, historical events and characters, video games, art, celebrities, youtubers, academia, and sports.

Tom: I just realized I haven't watched any new anime in weeks. I've been on a Batman kick.

Jay: Welp, I guess for the next few weeks you'll be into Tokyo Ghoul...

by Stiffofdeth June 11, 2016

Buzzfeed

A heavily liberal-biased news outlet that promotes articles full of left-wing propaganda, social justice warrior hype, and basically every subject that every other outlet of popular media deems worthy of widespread attention. Buzzfeed is full of polls, top-20 lists, and quizzes that aim to forward the liberal agenda and its various, narrow focuses that it, in itself, frames in the same light of perceived significance as actually important matters such as third-world suffering, countries rules by socialism, and sex trafficking.

Joe: Hey, did you see Buzzfeed's latest top-10 video?
Gary: No, I prefer not to dilute my mind with useless garbage that is forwarded by the various pity-elected members of Congress.

Joe: Ah, I see! I suppose I, too, should be more selective of my news sources and cease being a cuck!

by Stiffofdeth January 8, 2017