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Buzzfeed

A heavily liberal-biased news outlet that promotes articles full of left-wing propaganda, social justice warrior hype, and basically every subject that every other outlet of popular media deems worthy of widespread attention. Buzzfeed is full of polls, top-20 lists, and quizzes that aim to forward the liberal agenda and its various, narrow focuses that it, in itself, frames in the same light of perceived significance as actually important matters such as third-world suffering, countries rules by socialism, and sex trafficking.
Joe: Hey, did you see Buzzfeed's latest top-10 video?
Gary: No, I prefer not to dilute my mind with useless garbage that is forwarded by the various pity-elected members of Congress.

Joe: Ah, I see! I suppose I, too, should be more selective of my news sources and cease being a cuck!
by Stiffofdeth January 8, 2017
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Badum

An onomatopoeia often used in manga for when someone with large breasts walks up to (or past) a male character.
In "Higurashi: When They Cry" vol. 1, page 41, the sound effect is portrayed when Mion walks past the main character.

Busty character walks by "badum".
by Stiffofdeth June 6, 2009
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Spooky

When a situation, person, or object is disturbing or concerning, to the extent of suggesting impending or imminent danger. Increasingly common in professional/work settings, although not as commonly used in the mainstream as the variation applied to ghosts and creepy things.
1. "Walking under that crane while it's moving those huge metal storage containers is pretty spooky."
2. "I'm glad he gave up on trying to fight that spooky bouncer, man."
3. "I'm not going up that creaky, wobbly, spooky ladder again..."
by Stiffofdeth January 5, 2021
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murloc

A humanoid fish creature from World of Warcraft that is extremely annoying for the following reasons:

-You can never fight just a single murloc.
-They chase you forever.
-They repeatedly scream 'BRAWLARWLLARLAWRL!" when they chase you.
-Almost all of them either cast or throw spears.
-They are in almost every beginning area...somewhere. Except for dun morogh and durotar (I think).
-They almost always wind up killing you at some point.
-They run like drunken collegues chasing after a naked sorority girl.
-They can keep up with your swimming.
-Out of all humanoids, they very commonly seem to dismount you quickly.
-They always drop fish oil, shiny fish scales, or murloc eyes; all are useless bag-space wasters unless you're an alchemist or shaman.

They are also the focus of an extremely annoying in-game fad that involves multiple users discussing murlocs and substituting their names into stories/movies/games/comics/etc. for hours (and sometimes days) on end. Examples:

-Dawn of the Murloc.
-Star Wars: The Murloc Strikes Back
-Big Murloc's House
-The Lord of the Murloc
-300 Murlocs
-Spider-Murloc
-Murloc Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
-The Legend of Murloc: The Ocarina of Time
-Murloc MD (a reference to the Fox show,'House MD')
-Night Shift Murlocs
-MurlocBallZ
-Inumurloc
-When Harry met Murloc
-Chasing Murloc
-Super Murloc Bros.
Etc....
"Gar, damn those Murlocs! They always spawn on top of me!"

Tom: "Hey Bob, there's a chest ahead."
Bob: "Alright, lets go loot it."
Murloc: BRAWLARLAWRL!
*Tom and Bob are killed by 10 suddenly-spawned murlocs*
by Stiffofdeth December 29, 2007
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Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.
Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!
by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016
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Kick

A current and temporary fixation on something. Typically does not last longer than a few weeks, or at most, months. May be a recurring interest, or a one-shot one. This can apply to a large number of things, including (but not limited to) comics, TV series, anime, manga, literature, historical events and characters, video games, art, celebrities, youtubers, academia, and sports.
Tom: I just realized I haven't watched any new anime in weeks. I've been on a Batman kick.

Jay: Welp, I guess for the next few weeks you'll be into Tokyo Ghoul...
by Stiffofdeth June 11, 2016
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Plugged Up

When you haven't ejacated for so long that you're pent-up and cranky.
"My husband was so plugged up after recovering from surgery for the last 2 weeks, so I decided to give him the wifey hand special."
by Stiffofdeth October 20, 2017
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