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purple drank

A recreational leaning drink- an alternative to illegal drugs in pure form- that is common in parties and originated in the south.

It generally consists of around two fluid ounces of promethazine/codeine cough syrup, 8 or more ounces of lemon-lime soda (Sprite, Sierra Mist, 7up, Mountain Dew, Fresca, etc), and jolly ranchers for flavor. It is called 'purple drank' for a) the purple color that the dye in the syrup gives it, and b) the southern pronunciation of the word 'drink'.

It was created around the time when chopped & screwed rap music hit the scene, where the drink went well with the music considering it induced a similar 'slow' and 'leaning' feeling in the consumer. The beverage until recently, however, did not become popular on a wider scale, and originally was almost completely limited and known (for that matter) to the southern regions of the USA.

Purple drank has more street names, the most popular being Lean and Sizzurp.
"Mike Jones keeps purple drank in his cup."

"Dude, that drank got me leanin' last night."

"That drank tastes like shit, but feels like sex."
by Stiffofdeth December 28, 2007
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Griefer

1. In gaming, a griefer is a player who actively attempts to ruin the fun/progress/leisure of other players logged into the same game, often to the extent of the the person being griefed giving up on playing for a time. Especially true for player-vs-player (PvP) games.
2. In the context of general internet and message board posting, a griefer is someone whose goal is to start fights/arguments, relentlessly attacks certain posters and communities, etc. Generally speaking, the goal of the Internet griefer is to make other users’ virtual lives hell on earth.
“Tanya reported the griefers who had been camping her corpse in WoW for the last few hours, keeping her from enjoying the game.”

“The young griefer did everything he could to disrupt the peace in a football forum, especially in harassing younger members and starting controversial conversations just because.”
by Stiffofdeth March 9, 2020
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murloc

A humanoid fish creature from World of Warcraft that is extremely annoying for the following reasons:

-You can never fight just a single murloc.
-They chase you forever.
-They repeatedly scream 'BRAWLARWLLARLAWRL!" when they chase you.
-Almost all of them either cast or throw spears.
-They are in almost every beginning area...somewhere. Except for dun morogh and durotar (I think).
-They almost always wind up killing you at some point.
-They run like drunken collegues chasing after a naked sorority girl.
-They can keep up with your swimming.
-Out of all humanoids, they very commonly seem to dismount you quickly.
-They always drop fish oil, shiny fish scales, or murloc eyes; all are useless bag-space wasters unless you're an alchemist or shaman.

They are also the focus of an extremely annoying in-game fad that involves multiple users discussing murlocs and substituting their names into stories/movies/games/comics/etc. for hours (and sometimes days) on end. Examples:

-Dawn of the Murloc.
-Star Wars: The Murloc Strikes Back
-Big Murloc's House
-The Lord of the Murloc
-300 Murlocs
-Spider-Murloc
-Murloc Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
-The Legend of Murloc: The Ocarina of Time
-Murloc MD (a reference to the Fox show,'House MD')
-Night Shift Murlocs
-MurlocBallZ
-Inumurloc
-When Harry met Murloc
-Chasing Murloc
-Super Murloc Bros.
Etc....
"Gar, damn those Murlocs! They always spawn on top of me!"

Tom: "Hey Bob, there's a chest ahead."
Bob: "Alright, lets go loot it."
Murloc: BRAWLARLAWRL!
*Tom and Bob are killed by 10 suddenly-spawned murlocs*
by Stiffofdeth December 29, 2007
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Ariana Grande

A spoiled Mexican-American brat who's somehow famous for her hair flip and mediocre body featuring little more than an equally flat chest and ass.
Dave: Dude, Ariana Grande is so sexy!
James: Really? She looks like a 13 year-old.
Dave: Oh damn! I never thought of that!
by Stiffofdeth February 14, 2017
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Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.
Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!
by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016
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Cartoonize Yourself

An annoying-as-frack application used in the form of advertisement on numerous websites. A rather recent phenomenon, it advertises the basic feature of simplifying and altering the hues and pixels in an image to give humans/animals/objects a "cartoonish" look. It's actually really easy to do yourself via photoshop.
Bill: "Hey Frank, guess what?"
Frank: "What? Can't you see I'm playing Modern Warfare 2?"
Bill: "Yeah, but did you know you can use this free online program to make a cartoon picture of yourself? It's called "Cartoonize Yourself" and is so cool!"
Frank: "LOL I'm a graphic designer, I can do that in fifteen seconds on Photoshop."

Bill: "Wow, I suck. I'm gonna go eat my lawn now."
by Stiffofdeth January 29, 2010
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draenei

A playable Alliance race added to World of Warcraft with the release of the Burning Crusade expansion pack.

In the lore, they were purged from their homeworld of Draenor by the Burning Legion, and again from Outlands by the orcs (once their allies) that eventually became corrupt by fel magics of the Legion. In a desperate attempt to survive and combat the Legion, they took control of a portion of the Tempest Keep, using it as a spacecraft to settle on another new planet.

This planet was earth, and with a crash-landing on the Kalimadorian Azuremyst Isle, they quicky settled and sought relations with the Alliance. In no time, they became a new part of it, and began taking steps to re-establish their civilization and combat the Legion.

The Draenei race is an enlightened one- like the many generations of Humans, High-Elves, etc., a major focus of theirs is the Holy Light and, as a newer concept, the Naaru (which is a race of god-like entities that supposedly create the Light). Many years prior to their purging from Draenor, the Naaru made a pact with the Draenei to unite them with the many enlightened races of the universe to form the Army of Light, which would bring down the Legion and all related darkness.

The races available to Draenei are: Warrior, Paladin, Shaman, Mage, Hunter, and Priest. The Draenei are the first of the Alliance that can practice shamanism, although that this practice is often reputed by the other races (save for the Night-Elves and Gnomes, who haven't indicated a particular view).

And their females are smexy :}
"Draenei of any class can use Gift of the Naru."

"Hey Clark, you see Kevin's Draenei Shaman? It's already level 35, and the expansion came out just two days ago!"
by Stiffofdeth December 28, 2007
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