Solid Mantis's definitions

TSA

The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.

The TSA is as full of shit as cops.

by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

Girly boy

Girly boys like to become hair stylists and world leaders, shit like that. They want to one day cut off more than just hair, since that could get boring.

One day a girly boy near you will conquer the world and it will become his world.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Tough neighborhood

Since income is not the factor that makes a neighborhood a tough neighborhood, it must be a neighborhood that's been around a while. A newer neighborhood hasn't been broken in yet must be the logic that separates one from the other. Like most neighborhoods though, there will be some who think its a great place to live, some who think it's boring, and some who make it sound like the most interesting place on earth, beyond just a great place to live or grow up.

The guy made his neighborhood sound like a war zone when he wanted more respect, and the most interesting place on earth when people didn't think he was interesting, always talking about shootings and robberies. Talking about a tough neighborhood can get as overrated as some of the parties described as the most popular can be. A bunch of people in the same place at the same time isn't always interesting.

by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019

Pinecomb fucking

Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.

Which girl are we pinecomb fucking tonight?

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Shepard's cane

Something to keep the sheep in line.

He used kung fu and a shepard's cane on you?

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020