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An Uberscuber refers to a person posing as an Uber driver, but is not qualified and potentially dangerous. Derived from “Uber” and “Scuba”, an Uberscuber is typically found in Western Europe; mainly western regions of France.
“I took an Uber home today, but something was off about my driver...”
“It may have been an Uberscuber Elen!”
“Well that’s the last time I take Uber!”
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII July 12, 2018
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a bromungus is a real homie. he always has your back, even if the situation is dire.

you know a bromungus when you see one.
"got an extra buck?"
"I've got a five. take it."
"wow, what a bromungus."
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 20, 2018
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a religion focused on the worship of heating blankets.

started in the late 2000s by Alfred Carter Sr., heatingblanketarianism is a nonprofit, highly regarded micro religion.

the daily life of a practicing heatingblankit consists of watching TV on the sofa whilst napping.

the organization currently contains 10,000 or so members, mainly living in Eastern Europe and parts of Russia.
"heatingblanketarianism is an up and coming thing", said Louis.

"It's also so damn comfortable", exclaimed Robert.
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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noun: a merkdaddy is someone who is constantly merking everybody around them.

try to stay away from a merkdaddy, because you'll 100% get merked.
Oh boi, you know that merkdaddy Alex? He's a piece of work.
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.

only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.

only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.

annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)
"That dude's a baller!"

"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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noun: an old golfer's nice, relaxed swing.
wow! He's so old but man does he have a swagswang!
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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noun: nickname for a stupid person born with fish-like features.

also applies to people who are acting like dumb asses.
"You know Pattie? She just got her wisdom teeth pulled."
"Oh yeah, her cheeks are so fat she looks like a fish."
"What a dum-bass."

"we went out fishing yesterday, and I thought I caught a big one! It turned out I had just hooked Rich... what a dum-bass."
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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