a religion focused on the worship of heating blankets.

started in the late 2000s by Alfred Carter Sr., heatingblanketarianism is a nonprofit, highly regarded micro religion.

the daily life of a practicing heatingblankit consists of watching TV on the sofa whilst napping.

the organization currently contains 10,000 or so members, mainly living in Eastern Europe and parts of Russia.
"heatingblanketarianism is an up and coming thing", said Louis.

"It's also so damn comfortable", exclaimed Robert.
by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018
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