Wholefartedly

To agree with something or someone so much that your ass gas is even seemingly in agreement.

I agree wholefartedly with the statements and sentiments expressed by Mr. E. Dingleberry in regards to the construction of the new bridge to be built over the Douchebag River.

by Shit_4_Brains June 20, 2007

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008

Proselytute

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.

All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!

by Shit_4_Brains September 06, 2007

SignifiCunt

an important vagina.

Janey has one hot pussy, it's a very SignifiCunt.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

by Shit_4_Brains July 03, 2007