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Definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Holy Holes 

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
Holy Holes by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Pearl Diving 

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!
Pearl Diving by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Sri Poopy-Poopy 

The ancient God of joy, bliss, laughter, and hilarity.
The followers of Sri Poopy-Poopy chant the Holy name thusly:

Sreee Poopy-Poopy, Sreee Poopy-Poopy Peee !
Sri Poopy-Poopy by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.
She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.
Butt Strumpet by Shit_4_Brains September 13, 2007

boner crusher 

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
boner crusher by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

Proselytute 

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.
All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!
Proselytute by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

Butt Smuggler 

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.
Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!
Butt Smuggler by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007