Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.
$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!
by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008
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Proselytute

Someone who will say or do anything to try and spread their religion, and who will say or do anything to try and convert others to their religion.
All these proselytizing religious Proselytutes are like flies on shit sometimes. Geez! Please don't be such a damn Proselytute!
by Shit_4_Brains August 29, 2007
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Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.
My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!
by Shit_4_Brains July 05, 2007
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Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.
Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.
by Shit_4_Brains September 12, 2007
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crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".
I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.
by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007
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hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.
I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!
by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007
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