Shit_4_Brains's definitions

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!

by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.

Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Sodomous

of or relating to sodomy.

Over there is a hooker we call Sodomous Holes, and over there is a person we call Sodomous Maximus. Those people really are quite Sodomous.

by Shit_4_Brains August 21, 2007

Pornified

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.

Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007