Porner

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Skanktify

To be made skanky.

You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007