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Definitions by Shit_4_Brains

Sphinctastic 

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.
That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!
Sphinctastic by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Blasticon 

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".
I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.
Blasticon by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.
I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?
Porner by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"
Pornify by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pornified 

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
Pornified by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
Hey, don't fuck around with my stereo, Y'assle!
Y'assle by Shit_4_Brains October 11, 2007

Funkadexterous 

a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.
Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!
Funkadexterous by Shit_4_Brains October 9, 2007