Funkadexterous

a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.

Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!

by Shit_4_Brains September 26, 2007

Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 05, 2007

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.

Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Skankri-La

a paradise of more thongs, cleavage, nude (or semi-nude) easy sluts than you've ever seen gathered in one place before.

Wow, it's like Skankri-La up in here!

by Shit_4_Brains September 24, 2007

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007

Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.

That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!

by Shit_4_Brains November 05, 2007