Porniferous

a way to describe something (or someone) that is very pornographic.

She is extremely Porniferous and raunchy, but a good lay anyhow though.

by Shit_4_Brains December 05, 2007

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.

I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

by Shit_4_Brains July 01, 2007

Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Sacroskank

A person who is religious but also sexually promiscuous.

I went into the church the other day and saw some slut in there, and I thought, "What a Sacroskank !"

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

Stinkopated

A series of farts that are let out in rhythmic succession.

Yo, bitch, yo ass was lettin' out some stinkopated rhythms last night, shieeeet !

by Shit_4_Brains May 24, 2007