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Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
Get the Mercury is in retrograde mug.A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
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The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.
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Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.
by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025
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Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
by Shepherd Guy September 1, 2021
Get the Shapiro Mode mug.One of those restaurants where the staff makes fun of you the entire time. Expect one uninterrupted hour of jokes about the size of your manhood, various inappropriate relations between you and other party members, and any physical defect you’ve brought into the building.
by Shepherd Guy March 16, 2025
Get the Roastaurant mug.I fucking hate Austin's traffic. My drive to work is an hour long, despite being only 4 miles away ATCF.
by Shepherd Guy March 28, 2021
Get the ATCF mug.It means simply not doing shit you’re not paid to do at work, or refusing to do the job of two people when you’re only paid for one.
Act your wage at work. Don’t exhaust yourself over shit you’re not paid for. Don’t take unpaid overtime. Get comfortable telling your boss no, and unionize, unionize, unionize!
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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