Shepherd Guy's definitions

ATCF

An acronym, short for "As The Crow Flies", or the shortest distance from point A to point B.

I fucking hate Austin's traffic. My drive to work is an hour long, despite being only 4 miles away ATCF.

by Shepherd Guy March 28, 2021

Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Show yo gains, not yo Hanes

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.

Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2024

The 5'11'' stigma

The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.

The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?

Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.

by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018

Roastaurant

One of those restaurants where the staff makes fun of you the entire time. Expect one uninterrupted hour of jokes about the size of your manhood, various inappropriate relations between you and other party members, and any physical defect you’ve brought into the building.

Dick’s Last Resort in Dallas and Barton Springs Saloon in Austin are two examples of roastaurants.

by Shepherd Guy March 16, 2025