Strighway 

Much like a stroad is a street and a road combined into an unholy abomination, a strighway is a street and a highway combined into something even worse.

In other words, it has businesses on either side like a street, but heavy high speed traffic like a highway. It’s not effective as a street because of the intense car traffic and poor walkability, nor is it effective as a highway because of the density of exits and people getting off.

Features of a strighway include giant strip malls on either side featuring supermarkets and chain restaurants, 5-lane main roads with 2-lane frontage/access roads on either side, billboards for injury lawyers, and interchanges with other strighways that are impossible to navigate.

Examples of strighways include the Katy Expressway near Houston, I-35 through San Antonio/Austin, and George Bush Turnpike in DFW. There are also strighways outside of Texas, like the Jersey Turnpike, but they’re most prominent in Texas.

Strighway by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2022

strightass 

someone who is strightedge and acts like they are so much better than everyone else because of it.

That john is such a strightass.

strightass by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Straighay 

A man who is straight, but he is your best gay friend

Since Rich cant be my gay friend, he will just be my Straighay!

Straighay by Amy <3 May 5, 2005

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

hoisting a straightway by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

Straightway 

Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.

Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?

Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.

Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.

Straightway by godandanime04 October 24, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020