The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedge mug.Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
Get the Elf-it mug.As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
Get the Fashion the gash mug.To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.
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adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
adjective
1. Characteristic of or suitable to the outdoors:
a rugged, outdoorsy life; heavy, outdoorsy clothes; NOT sweatpants, NOT going commando to seduce a lover.
2. unusually fond of outdoor life:
an outdoorsy type who likes to spend time on cliff tops, sheltering from high winds and watching guillemots murdering their young.
Stuart was regularly known by his neighbours as the Lincolnshire Bear Grylls, not so much for being outdoorsy, but mostly because of his tendancy to walk around the house naked and his use of Susie's George Formby Grill.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 30, 2023
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by Sharkey & Bubbles March 18, 2023
Get the S'lemon Fizz mug.Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
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