Aiur Chef
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.
2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.
It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
I am Aiur Chef!
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh March 24, 2011
...no sex
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
Two words you never want to hear your girlfriend, wife
or otherwise ever say, as it is usually her threatening to
withdraw sex from your relationship for an indefinite
time period because you have done or said, or are about to
do or say something extremely stupid.
Can also be used to blackmail or extort by forcing you
to say or do something you don't want to.
Such as clean the dishes, iron the clothes, walk the dog,
pick up the kids from school, do things a woman should
generally do or spew secrets on your best mate and
so on and so on...
The no sex threat is a womans Straight Flush
It is not a Royal Flush because it doesn't always work,
not all men are that reliant on sex, but 98.97% of us are,
so it may aswell be a Royal Flush.
1: What's up?
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
2: The wife used the no sex threat on me the other day
1: Hahahahahahahaha..... why?
2: She was having a girls night in with some of her girlfriends, I walked in, accidentally of course, they started interrogating me about Steve and his curre -
1: I don't like where this is going, you didn't tell them anything did you?
2: Well I refused at first but then she threatened me and -
1: You fuckin cunt, I hope you get raped by that pack of apes that escaped the zoo the other day.
Steve: Hey guys
2: Oh shi-
1: Bye guys
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays
1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
Fayde
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Incorrect spelling of Fade
2.
A hero from Heroes of Newerth
She's the "shadow and scythe woman", be very afraid.
She appears to have been inspired by DotA's
Anub'arak - The Nerubian Assassin, though Fayde's
skill set is not a perfect copy of Anub'araks, they have
some similarities and Faydes playstyle mimics that of
Anub'araks as both assume the role of ganker
Fayde is characterised by being dark & sexy
3.
Someone dark & sexy.
Applies only to females due to the feminine nature of the name.
That girl you know with dark skin, dark eyes, dark hair
and an extremely sexy voice. You get wet thinking of her.
That's Fayde
Careful though, the dark side of her personality isn't somewhere you want to be... Don't piss her off.
1.
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
Phade, Phayde, and so on...
2.
Fayde -
A shadow cast my the evil in the hearts of Man and Beast alike.
Fayde lurks in the dark places of Newerth.
While her scythe-like claws are terrible enough,
it is her abiltity to call forth new shadows of herself
--or her foes-- that is most awful of all....
3.
A: Man I just saw this super hot dark skinned girl
B: You speak to her?
A: Yeah, I creamed myself when she spoke back
B: Yep, that was Fayde.
A: What ?
by rzhhhh June 25, 2010
Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
by Rzhhhh May 06, 2013
Twenty Dollars
1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.
A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD
2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.
A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD
2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011