Ryan 's definitions

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Hot Topic

GAP for Goths

Yea, I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at hot topic! Screw you, prep, I'm totally a hardcore goth!

by Ryan November 22, 2003

beewn

The ultimate pronoun; of or realting to faces;can replace any word or words which are undefined

Yo hand me that beewn, Man I'm as dry as a beewn

by ryan May 13, 2005

Booth bunny

From the latin term: "incompetentis"

Deined as: A good looking woman behind the booth usually representing a product at a computer fair. The 'bunny' behind the booth knows very little about the product, and can't answer any questions, but she sure is attracting buyers.

Roger went to the router booth and asked about broadband. The booth bunny replied, "don't call me broad!" Then he asked her for a date.

by Ryan April 15, 2004