Ryan's definitions

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004

Pouche

The outer rim of a nipple


A very smart man named Ryan McHugh invented this word back in the late 1800's it has been used ever since and will never die.

Oh baby lick my pouche!

by Ryan September 28, 2004

hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

by Ryan January 5, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

pissweeble

strang ferrit like animal

shit there go's a pissweeble "stand on it"

by ryan October 20, 2003

Bladestorm

Level 6 Blademaster ability from warcraft 3 (see blizzard).

Very powerful, especially good at killing casters.

Oh shit, that bladestorm just killed 9 shaman and 6 witch doctors!

by Ryan November 20, 2004

Tumaer

Some smelly person named Tumaer, who ALWAYS SMELLS. No matter what, he smells!If you know a person named ANY of the names below, please call them an alternate one.

Tumaer Bottes, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP! YES! YOU SMELL! "tumaer" Also has a number of names, rangeing from "Shumer" to "Umaer" to "Poomaer".

by Ryan June 15, 2004