Ryan's definitions

flamebait

An email, usually to a message board, written with intent to offend\anger\enrage other persons, so that they will send a flaming email in reply.

I think you guys are stupid for coming to this messageboard devoted to such a waste of space as insert celebrity here

by ryan March 24, 2004

Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.

Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller

by Ryan November 14, 2003

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

invader

2 fingers in the pink 2 fingers in the stink named after the classic wrestler VADER it was his symbol

Dude, use the invader on that chick.

Did you just invade Sarah?

by Ryan November 20, 2003

Niagra Falls

when a gils takes it in the ass by at least ten guys, then lets their hot cum drip out of her ass, then puts it in a cup and drinks it

this bitch named lynsie salazar hella gave me and my friends a niagra falls

by RYan January 4, 2005

MTV

Manufacturer of teeny boppers.

Wow I watched MTV TRL and learned how to be punk like Good Charlote and Anvil Lagivngeiehaoidhsiod. Tee hee hee.

by ryan June 23, 2003

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004