Ryan's definitions

Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased

Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!

by Ryan July 12, 2003

itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.

"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"

by Ryan September 19, 2005

Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.

Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.

by Ryan August 13, 2004

47k

Ghetto slang for the (AK47)

All the krabs be runnin, because you cant get away from the 47k.

by ryan September 4, 2008

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

Pudding strike

What you go on when you want to see your favorite NFL team play every Sunday. It consists of a pudding only diet.

www.nflpuddingstrike.com

I'm on a pudding strike until I get to see the Tennessee Titans games in the Vigin Islands.

by Ryan October 23, 2004

shark

A variation on the shocker, with the addition of a "fin" - the thumb, also known as the roamer, used to stroke the clitoris.

Once you shark, you never go back

by Ryan August 14, 2002