Ryan's definitions

pedoperv

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

by Ryan January 3, 2005

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 1, 2005

hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 7, 2003

first kiss

When two lips touch in a romantic form for the first time.

Our first kiss turned out to be great.

by Ryan March 8, 2004

kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

by Ryan October 25, 2004

cotch back

to hang out and take it easy

do you ladies wanna come back to my house and cotch back?

by Ryan December 8, 2003