Ryan's definitions

bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.

Hey where's the bemis?

by Ryan March 24, 2004

Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.

Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.

by Ryan August 13, 2004

fish out of water

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

linder

Committing to the process of defication, usually used to announce the need to do or to discribe the process of defication.

"Man, i gotta go drop a linder."
"I had to drop a linder, now my pants are loose."

by Ryan March 3, 2005

annihilator

one fist in the vagina, and one fist in the asshole.... yes this is pretty uncommon but it sure will annihilate

Oh, your dating a whore tonite? make sure you use the annihilator

Man she was so loose i annihilated her

by Ryan November 20, 2003

Detroit

An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!

I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.

by Ryan December 7, 2004

47k

Ghetto slang for the (AK47)

All the krabs be runnin, because you cant get away from the 47k.

by ryan September 4, 2008