Ryan's definitions

orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

by Ryan February 4, 2004

chookter

Person From Outer City Towns, Eg. Livingston Nr Edinburgh

La La La Im Caz, Ima Chookter But Find It Hard To Admit

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Bouncer

Bouncer is a new gang forming in the south. They rep tha grey flag and tha number 2 king G-cash and tinman

man them bouncers are fuckin crazy.

by Ryan November 12, 2004

mean head

a bad and/or evil jerk.

Stupid mean jerky meanie stinky "mean head"! I hate you. Jerk...

by Ryan July 8, 2004

Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

by Ryan November 13, 2003

fliiid

a stumpy person with no arms or very shorts legs.

ferni`s ex-girlfriend

by ryan April 1, 2003

Hot Topic

GAP for Goths

Yea, I listen to Good Charlotte and shop at hot topic! Screw you, prep, I'm totally a hardcore goth!

by Ryan November 22, 2003