Ryan's definitions

Bouncer

Bouncer is a new gang forming in the south. They rep tha grey flag and tha number 2 king G-cash and tinman

man them bouncers are fuckin crazy.

by Ryan November 12, 2004

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

New York Yankees

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.

Go Yankees

by Ryan April 16, 2004

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004

sarah-jane jeshmitha

Very strong but soft hearted person. Will do everything she can to make others smile but no one can understand her pain which she will not show. She is a perfectionist. Her weakness is her partner. If she gets close to something it is very hard for her to let go. Besides being friendly and smart she is very soft hearted.

If i had a Sarah-Jane Jeshmitha i would die to keep her safe and happy.

by Ryan December 29, 2017