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1-800-588-2300 

Empire! The infamous Empire carpet's phone number. It is a catchy commercial that has stuck in the minds of many. There is a video on youtube of a big guy dancing to this, and when the commercial says "Today!", he performs a death drop.
~1-800-588-2300 Empire!~

Today!
1-800-588-2300 by psycholock August 10, 2019
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(800)-588-2300 

(800)-588-2300, Empire! Today.

Dad 23000 

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"
Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!
Dad 23000 by yee yee bro January 13, 2021
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026