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1-800-588-2300 

Empire! The infamous Empire carpet's phone number. It is a catchy commercial that has stuck in the minds of many. There is a video on youtube of a big guy dancing to this, and when the commercial says "Today!", he performs a death drop.
~1-800-588-2300 Empire!~

Today!
1-800-588-2300 by psycholock August 10, 2019
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