664 definitions by Ryan

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon
by Ryan January 17, 2005
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Codey is going to sink his shank into Brooke's Scabbard
by Ryan November 7, 2003
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Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 26, 2004
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A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
by Ryan April 19, 2004
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The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.
When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.
by Ryan March 18, 2004
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The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.
We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time
by Ryan November 21, 2003
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scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?
by Ryan September 15, 2004
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