Ryan's definitions

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005

Gips

Gay Hairy Nipples; A rotund individual with a pungent odor and an unusual amount of cilium around the areola.
Origin: Jack Daniels.
Evolution: Hairy Nipples, Hairy Nips, Nips, Gay Nips, Gips.

Every time I see Gips I feel like I'm going to puke

by Ryan May 13, 2005

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

ugleeman

reference to Lee Hugar who is an Ugly man

ugleeman is a pussy

by RYAN March 7, 2004

fuck my ass

Something your mom says right before i have intercourse with her. Usually meaning she wants me to stick it in her ass.

your mom: Ryan, fuck my ass!
Ryan: ok.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

Strope

White Trash folk that think they ar king shit becaus they don't live in a trailer park.

"Dude, this neighnorhood is going to shit. My neighbors are a bunch of
Stropes."

by Ryan March 25, 2004