RICH's definitions

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

Waldorfian

A resident of Waldorf, Maryland typically coined by other Waldorf residents who happen to hate Waldorf and make fun of those who never leave the damn town.

"All the waldorfians never leave this town even though its only 25 minutes from Washington DC 7 Old Town Alexandria, VA, 45 minutes from Baltimore and 1.5 hours from Richmond!"

"Lets go to Denny's up on 301 and hang out with all the waldorfians"

In Waldorf MD, waldorfians call the popular clothing store "Up against The Wall" in the mall, "Up Against The Waldorf"

They also call Walmart, Up Against The Walmart... friggin waldorfians.

by Rich January 17, 2004

Qualm

Qualm is derived from the lynd cross and is commonly used as a term to say lets do it, lets sort it out, basically just lets get on it.the word can be used in many forms either when discussing buying something, organising a night out, something sexual, etc.

For example, lets go to the pub- lets QUALM the pub OR when inviting a lady friend back it is used in this sense- lets qualm it back to mine (please note this works 9 times out of 10)

by Rich November 19, 2004

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

fid

v. To drop a duece on the hood of one's vehicle.

I fid Rich because he hit on Stacy.

by Rich February 8, 2005

troiaonized

to be like troia, in the sense of being laughed at constantly.

ie, if i say something stupid, i will be troiaonized in the quote bot

if i say something stupid, i will be troiaonized in the quote bot

by rich August 3, 2003

Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

by Rich April 25, 2003