A church where the sermons irritate you so much that you either wet your pants or hafta use da excuse dat you need to go pee in order to get outta dat sawdusty-dry-boring service.
I always wondered why da Episscopal churches have waterproof seat-covers on all da pew-seats; now I know why!
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
Get the Episscopalmug. A creatively-brainstormed course of action regarding sedimentary-rock formations, social levels, or tasty multi-layered casserole-dishes.
Making a variety of oven-baked casseroles and puddings is a good stratagy for pleasing pretty much everyone who attends a communal gathering.
by QuacksO February 04, 2022
Get the stratagymug. What the cantankerous Homer Bedloe gets stuck with doing every time he misses the Hooterville Cannonball and is therefore forced to take a manually-pumped hand-car along the tracks that run from Hooterville to Pixley.
The ultimate "puffed-up dandy-dude getting cut down to size for once" recurring gag-scene from "Petticoat Junction" is when Mr. Bedloe --- while embarked on yet another failed mission to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball --- is forced to perform his classic "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine with the handcar-lever as he solo-races a clunky hand-car from Hooterville to Pixley after he's either missed the train or is otherwise somehow prevented from "riding in style".
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
Get the Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!mug. Recent news reports describe how da makers of Consentyx are alleging dat a rival manufacturer of a "making you feel more like doing it" drug artificially altered its effectiveness-test results, in dat a number of da subjects who volunteered to try out da drug were already quite promiscuous and "easy" to begin with.
by QuacksO March 09, 2022
Get the Consentyxmug. by QuacksO November 29, 2019
Get the hairoinemug. There was indeed a major traffic jam downtown due to a stalled vehicle's needing to be hauled off to da service-station for repair, but given da towtality of da circumstances, most of da folks present didn't seem to feel like there'd been much else dat could reasonably have been done.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the towtalitymug. Harboring eyebrow-raised uncertainty about whether someone "drained his radiator" in an appropriate manner.
If you see wet patches where they shouldn't be, you should be greatly suspissious of someone's assertion dat he always used da urinal.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
Get the suspissiousmug.