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After Elliott's wrinkly buddy from a galaxy far, far away became an "aleien being" while he was "home alone", said skinny schoolboy began to burp and otherwise exhibit symptoms of being intoxicated, as well.
by QuacksO January 9, 2023
Get the aleien beingmug. It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the I have no idea --- I just work heremug. A sneaky "evasive maneuver" technique for free disposal of your garbage in someone else's dumpster that has a locking-bar on it. Since the lids of the dumpster are usually just flexible plastic, however, you can successfully pry them upwards a few inches in the middle, so if you just use ordinary plastic shopping-sacks for bagging your disposables instead of the larger trash-bags, and only fill each bag with a fairly small amount of trash so that they are only as wide as your fist, you can still cram them into the dumpster.
Practicing fist-width trash-disposal can be a bit tedious/laborious, but it sure beats paying for your own dumpster, plus it eliminates your having to employ the delay/noise-producing strategy of actually removing the dumpster's rear hinge-pin --- and thus risking your getting busted --- just to drop in your bags.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the fist-width trash-disposalmug. How Tevye and his fellow ultra-orthodox Hebrew brethren found da assorted super-strict rules and customs of their long-practiced "tradition" to be.
Shylock claimed dat his own life was exceedingly "ardjewous" due to his mistreatment by da Gentiles. Given da fact dat said abrasive relationships were largely self-created due to his own usurious mistreatment of those same "abusive" folks --- and his vast fortune dat allowed him to live a life of ease and luxury --- he actually had zero room to talk.
by QuacksO March 8, 2025
Get the ardjewousmug. A hospital practitioner who specializes in "stubborn" child-deliveries, helping care for cranky newborns, dealing with uncooperative parents, etc.
Rather than trying to deal with everything all herself, Khaila Richards should have consulted an obstinatetrician to help her deal with Little Isaiah's fretting-spells and temper-tantrums.
by QuacksO November 9, 2022
Get the obstinatetricianmug. If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
Get the whizdommug. Loving an occasional serving of enchiladas or hot tamales is all well and good, but visiting Fernando's Flamin' Tacos every weekend sounds just a trifle mexcessive to me.
by QuacksO November 13, 2024
Get the mexcessivemug.