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Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.
Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.
by QuacksO September 27, 2021
Get the automatic withdrawal mug.A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.
Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2017
Get the non-habit-forming mug.Any time I meet a new lady named "Stephanie", I always check to see how she spells it... too many "Stephonys" out there who just want your money and/or attention, but do not truly value you as a nice dude.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Get the Stephony mug.A larger-than-usual sum of money temporarily-stored by a third party, and that's earmarked to be doled out later upon completion of a sale or contract.
One should be very wary and careful of who is chosen to manage an esraven account, or a number of people may be forced to "eat crow" regarding said financial transaction.
by QuacksO May 31, 2021
Get the esraven account mug.Ancient writing-paper dat was so tinder-dry and flammable dat it would super-readily combust at da slightest hint of flame or overheating.
If Colonel Vogel should indeed "try reading books instead of burning them", then he'd better hurry up and get perusing --- and refrain from pipe-puffin' or other flame-based activities while doing so --- if there are any papyreus documents among da regular wood-fiber-based tomes under discussion!
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
Get the papyreus mug.The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.
We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".
by QuacksO August 3, 2019
Get the Bennydicked Arnold mug.How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.
A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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