QuacksO's definitions

capassity

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.

I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

publissity

Widespread advertising of something dat supposedly makes people really happy and relaxed.

I'm against war of any kind, so "Ell Passo" on listening to any puBLISSity regarding da West-Texas military complex.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

ACKuaduct

Da flow-channel dat creates/supplies items or situations dat make people either yowl in distress or gag in disgust.

In da popular newspaper-cartoon "Bloom County", Bill Da Cat appears to have quite a copiously-supplied ACKuaduct, since dat is usually about da only thing he says to pretty much anything dat happens around him.

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

sweetmeats

Those “choice and delectable” areas of the human body (male or female) which members of the opposite gender most enjoy seeing and/or touching.

Guy talking to his buddy at the beach: Wooohooooo! Look at the sweetmeats on THAT chick!

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

Paulicy

The normal procedure practiced/required by a certain business, group, municipality/geographical area, etc. regarding people named Paul.

Instance companies would not be allowed by law to have special conditions/stipulations for clients based upon their name alone, but in the case of everyone's favorite giant-sized lumberjack, they might have to make an exception when deciding whether to grant HIM a Paulicy!

by QuacksO August 19, 2019

artitstic

Good at drawing/painting images of a chick's baby-feeders.

Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P

by QuacksO June 18, 2024