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Definitions by QuacksO

claustrohphobia

Da fear of "having a cold one" while in any locale other than a wide-open space.
Having claustrohphobia is at one extreme on da alcohol-and-sociability scale, and then at da other end there are those individuals who "don't like drinking alone". But maybe da two "total opposite" types aren't truly incompatible --- how 'bout if you form a group of folks out on da Great Plains, but with each person standing a number of yards apart and "having a beer about it" (acknowledgements to Kevin Brown --- i.e., "Junkyard Digs") while quietly thinking his own thoughts? Da theory there is dat nobody is truly alone, but at da same time, none of da participants is even-remotely "getting' up in da face" of anyone else --- good compromise, perhaps?
claustrohphobia by QuacksO March 6, 2025

Evelution 

How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.
It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".
Evelution by QuacksO March 6, 2025

revellution 

Da worldwide movement of model-kit building.
Using plastic-sprue-based model-kits was certainly a revellutionalry step up from before, where you had to actually cut your own parts from sheets of wood or metal.
revellution by QuacksO March 6, 2025

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets 

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

poor retched individual 

How Pat McManus's buddy Mr. Sweeney would likely have passed himself off as when mooching for a ride, claiming to be unable to repay a loan on time, not wanting to perform a yucky/arduous task, etc., when in reality he was perfectly capable of fulfilling his responsibilities, but was just too lazy and/or self-centered to actually apply himself.
Never mind his malingering sportsman-partner --- Pat HIMSELF was da truly "poor retched individual" when it came to being able to partake of significant physical activity, due to his being so unmotivated and out-of-shape... according to da "MFFFF", he would indeed violently wheeze and hackingly cough whenever he attempted anything much more strenuous than pressing da buttons on his TV-remote!

courtship vs. ship-court 

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".
Da two things dat I most enjoy --- staying at a swank hotel and munching round seven-hole-perforated crackerz. :P
I prefer "living cheap and healthy", and so spending huge sums for luxury-suite lodgings and chowing down on white-flour wafers are most-definitely NOT my "favoritz" as far as relaxational/recreational activities --- I'd much rather just be quietly camping out in da wild and chomping apples, carrots, and celery!
favoritz by QuacksO March 4, 2025