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A type of sex that is so forcefully "hot 'n' heavy" that its vigorous oscillations can sink a huge ocean liner.
Supposedly just the act of Jack's and Rose's passionate kissing was all that it took to sink the infamous White Star liner (in the 1997 film, the ship's lookouts were distracted by watching the lovebirds making out, and thus they did not observe the iceberg in time to avoid a collision), but maybe the vessel's already-heat-weakened-by-the-coal-bunker-fire hull had been further fatigued by the lovers' previous Titantric lovemaking, and so perhaps the great ship would have gone down sooner or later in any case.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the Titantric mug.Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the stitchuation mug.Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.
Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the hexcise tax mug.If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the Montezooma's revenge mug.The late afternoon and evening is often the only time of day when saw-owners are home to show me the blades that they want re-set, so to avoid being out after kerfew, I simply hurry around to the different addresses on my clients-list, gather up and label (so that I can keep track of which blades belong to which people) the different saw-blades that they want refurbished, and then haul them all back to my shop instead of trying to work on them at the people's houses. That way I can restore the blades at my leisure, and then drop the repaired blades back off at the people's residences sometime the next day.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the kerfew mug.A plant of the endangered species Pedicularis furbishiae which has been carefully dug up, potted and transported to the sunny shelter of a greenhouse to help it grow bigger and stronger, and then re-planted in its original spot back in the wild.
Now that so many refurbished lousewort plants have been re-introduced into the coastal woodlands of Maine and New Brunswick, there are more of the lovely yellow cat's-paw-like blossoms for folks to enjoy.
by QuacksO October 4, 2019
Get the refurbished lousewort mug.I may not be so financially-successful or dashingly-handsome as some of the other guys in my area, but at least I have the basics like a home, vehicle, and food on the table, so I guess that's pretty good sircumstances "taken all around".
by QuacksO October 5, 2019
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