QuacksO's definitions

pexplanation

A clarifying revelation regarding modern-day plastic water-piping.

Da plumber told me dat I had used da wrong size tool to crimp my water-pipe joints --- dat was da pexplanation for why they were leaking.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.

It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018

pulpitations

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

arrowgance

What da over-confident Sheriff of Nottingham's dragoons possessed when they first tried pursuing Robin Hood and his Merry Men, not realizing what good riders and sharpshooters said bow-wielding horsemen actually were.

In one famous Dukes of Hazzard car-chase, Boss Hogg's evil henchmen guffawingly scoffed when they saw Bo and Luke using bows and arrows as weapons against the mercs' own seemingly-superior firearms, but their arrowgance was short-lived when one of the Duke Boys' dynamite-tipped arrows exploded their car's engine and thus ended their pursuit for the time being.

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

KARRbitration

Legal wranglings related to Da Evil Trans Am with da amber scanner-bar.

Considering all da chaos and destruction dat da "anti-Knight Rider" vehicle caused, I am sure there would have been KARRbitration for years afterwards!

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Sigh... gonna be here a while

What you say to your helper-buddy shortly after starting out on a tedious task that has shown itself to be a lot more complicated, slow-progressing, and/or time-consuming than you'd originally expected, or to a delinquent or other emotionally/mentally-challenged client who is unable/unwilling to just give you simple straight answers.

Dr. Phil: Let's talk about your childhood.
Madea: (with cheeky cheerfulness) Let's talk about YOUR childhood.
Dr. Phil: Okay, let's try a different approach. Do you sleep well at night?
Madea (breezily): Do YOU sleep well at night?
Dr. Phil: Sigh... gonna be here a while!

by QuacksO October 20, 2018