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callony

A human settlement where da residents are "on da horn" quite a bit.
Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
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wrap-sheet

Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.
Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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reaperduction

A "false profit" --- I mean, "prophet" --- who goes around impersonating "Da Grim One" in an effort to con hapless believers into converting to his religion, giving him what he wants, etc.
Warren Jeffs was an infamous example of a "reaperduction" in dat he went around spouting "doom 'n' gloom" sermons in order to unreasonably force his followers to bow to his will and do his bidding.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
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relucktant

Hesitant to just blindly trust in dumb fortune.
Back in da early '90's, I used to hear so much about how telemarketing was da wave of da future in terms of an easy and copious income, but I was always relucktant to "take da plunge", since I knew dat most folks do not appreciate being called at home by folks trying to sell them stuff.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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evidunce

Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.
Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.
Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020
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