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Sheindlinfreude

Describes the blatantly-obvious sadistic pleasure that Judge Judy gets from verbally abusing her courtroom subjects and shamelessly handing down outrageously unfair/harsh/insensitive sentences.
I would probably get fired on my first day if i was hired to add the close-captioned text to a "Judge Judy" show, since I wouldn't be able to resist typing, "You are now entering the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlinfreude..."
by QuacksO March 19, 2017
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adverse possession

Refers to where one restless spirit that currently commands a person's body is being displaced by a competing entity that also desires control over said human.
In the famous movie "Ghost", Sam Wheat had to solicit tutelage from his saggy-eyed "lost soul" acquaintance in the subway before he could take adverse possession of Carl Bruner and Willie Lopez, and prevent them from committing additional crimes.
by QuacksO June 7, 2020
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camelflage

What da fabled humped companion of da "displaced Arab" should have employed to avoid his turban-wearing master's realizing dat he was also present inside da tent.
Just like da hilarious kiddie-joke about "look for peanut shells to determine if there's an elephant in bed wif you", I seriously doubt dat using camelflage would have helped said shivering dromedary to avoid detection by his comfy-warm desert-companion, since even if he did indeed appear virtually invisible, da Arab would still have FELT his towering pack-animal's enormous bulk squeezing inside da tent wif him. :P
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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begaphone

An amplified speaking-device dat someone uses to solicit charity from anyone in da general vicinity.
I always try to help others who are truly in need, but if someone requesting help is assailing everyone's eardrums by hollering into a begaphone, dat would definitely be a turn-off for me.
by QuacksO December 4, 2020
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blowviate

To suck off a large number of guys in a short period.
As big luscious lips as Monica Blewinsky has, I would imagine that she could have blowviated anytime she wanted; I am amazed dat there were not a long line of guys standing outside the White House waiting to be "serviced" by her, instead of just da Prez.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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college grudgeuate

A diploma-toting academia scholar with a major chip on his shoulder regarding one or more aspects of said higher-education experience.
Many college grudgeuates feel dat dey have taken their courses largely for nothing, since either their diplomas are insignificant in da higher-paying employment world, or their study-majors are not significantly in demand in da current business community.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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It's against my principals

What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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