QuacksO's definitions

prophylactose

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

twitness

Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.

Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

raisin Cain

Making a huge noisy fuss due to your having run out of dehydrated grapes.

Parents should think twice about reaching for the "raisin'-cane" (i.e., the "hick'ry stick" that supposedly helps in bringing up children, but often harms more that it helps; it's been outlawed in many areas of the world, thank goodness!) if their little ones start "raisin Cain" about not having sweet-tasting dried fruit to flavor their morning cereal --- just YOU have a go at trying to choke down a big bowl of unflavored oatmeal or rice, and see how well YOU like it!!!

by QuacksO December 3, 2019

labiarinth

Describes either:
(1) a non-typical configuration of a gal's "downstairs lips" dat makes for less-than-easy insertion of a guy's lulu, or

(2) da complicated series of hoops dat a particular gal makes any guy jump through before she'll agree to spread her legs for him.

Having fewer prospects to begin with, a plain-looking gal may not usually expect much initial requirement before allowing an eager stud to "proceed to fourth base" with her, but da hotter chicks tend to require a total labiarinth of specifications before they'll "surrender da goods" to any guy.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

lizard people from history

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...

Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

by QuacksO October 29, 2018

rezilliont

Able to "bounce back" from a huge number of setbacks, injuries, etc.

While it's certainly true dat Evel Knievel was far more rezilliont than anyone thought possible, he did suffer many severe bodily issues like pain and stiffness, especially during his later years.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

hospitalble

Describes welcoming and pleasant-mannered doctors, nurses, and EMT.

I am as appreciative as anyone logically would be for friendly attentive staffpeople in an ER or examination/operating room, but I get a bit concerned and suspicious if said employees seem TOO hospitalble, in that it makes me wonder if they are gonna try to "milk the system" by keeping me there longer than necessary, instead of speedily getting me on the road to recovery and then moving on to other patients.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020