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During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
Get the oversneeze bank account mug.A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 4, 2022
Get the tongue oil mug.The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
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President Taft had such a prodigious appetight that when he died, they buried him in a coffin the size of a piano-case.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the appetight mug.Beware of unexpectedly "loose" gals who offer you fourth-base privileges sooner than you might expect; they may just be up to their usual shinanigans to con you out of money or other valuable resource!
by QuacksO December 2, 2021
Get the shinanigans mug.Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.
In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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Common forms of "guy helping gal" playment include her letting him "squeeze theeze" in gratitude for his performing a little house/yard/vehicle maintenance, taking a shower wif him after he's completed a hot/dusty task, sharing a bouncy-bouncy once he's built/repaired her bed-frame and/or straightened up da bedclothes, etc.
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
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