QuacksO's definitions

aspersians

Negative commentary regarding Iran.

Back in da '80's and '90's, lots of people cast major aspersians about said oil-rich Muslum country, but folks are learning now how da main-stream media had deceived them in many ways on da subject.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

alcoaholic

Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.

Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

confoosion

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

by QuacksO May 1, 2022

group-hug introduction

Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.

Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

Anglow-Saxon

An extra-healthy-looking Englishman wif a ruddy complexion.

A rosy cheeked chick wif a charming UK accent can seem mighty appealing to any normal red-blooded hot-in-da-crotch stud; if he does indeed succeed in sharing a delightful 'n' vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif said cute Anglow-Saxon, her face is likely to have all da more of an exertion-flushed radiance during her "afterglow" period.

by QuacksO July 15, 2025

pezition

Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or

(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.

If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022