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An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
Get the precursery examination mug.The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.
One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.
by QuacksO December 10, 2018
Get the collongitudinal mug.I wonder if da the some lunatick who came up with the "weather-rock-on-a-string" (if the rock's wet, it's raining; if it's white, it's snowing; if it's swinging, it's windy, etc.) invented the stupid "moon-phases" dial on fancy large clocks... who needs to know what phase of the moon it is, and why would you even need a *clock* to tell you that info, anyway??? Just look outta da 0%!$@#& WINDOW to see if da moon is visible out there or not!
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
Get the lunatick mug.A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.
Private ride-services are notorious for screwing up or otherwise delivering below-acceptable performance/service, so one has to wonder how many MacGrUBERS are behind the wheel of those errant hacks!
by QuacksO February 7, 2021
Get the MacGrUBER mug.To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
by QuacksO January 18, 2025
Get the run off and leave him NOT holding the bag mug.Our new kitten loves to lie in wait and then pounce on any unsuspecting family-member who walks by; we've clipped his claws and so he never actually harms us, but it still gives everyone mild sprangxiety due to our never knowing what hiding-place he's gonna unexpectedly rocket out from next.
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the sprangxiety mug.A acutely-troublesome quandary experienced by dudes who are so fond of dill that they like to have some with every meal, plus they are only attracted to gals named Emma.
Since dill is only available through mail-order either in its dried form or as seeds, the only practical way out of a dillemma is to either live near a greenhouse-farm where dill can be grown all year round, or else build your own mini-greenhouse so that you can grow some yourself, and thus have the heavenly-aromatic and tasty fresh fronds available to harvest for every meal. As for dating ladies named Emma, well, the best of luck to ya on THAT account --- years back it was a common enough name, but it's not nearly so popular nowadays, so you might hafta settle for cuddle-bugs old enough to be your great-gramma.
by QuacksO May 27, 2018
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