QuacksO's definitions

littlery

A game of chance with only paltry-amount payout-prizes.

If you hafta buy dozens or hundreds of tickets before you win da LOTtery, said winnings may feel merely like you played da LITTLEry.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

arkitecture

Da art of designing and constructing very large boats.

Supposedly they've located da remains of Noah's famous work of master carpentry, so he must have had exceptional arkitecture skills to create something dat lasted for untold millennia like dat!

by QuacksO February 13, 2024

druidgery

The assorted difficult/tedious tasks associated with practicing ancient Celtic culture.

Performing elaborate ceremonies in long cumbersome robes is real druidgery --- I dunno how those ancient Irishmen and Scotsmen ever put up wif dat debilitating crap!

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

pupsell

What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.

I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

safe sax

The practice of multiple musicians' using disposable mouthpiece-covers when sharing Zoot's instrument of choice, to reduce the spread of germs.

For band-practice on a budget, one needs only to practice safe sax; a bulk-package of disposable mouthpiece-covers is much cheaper than purchasing individual instruments for everyone, especially for larger bands.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

widespread occurrence

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.

Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!

by QuacksO May 2, 2021