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A non-bashful colleague who provides you with "hands-on experience" (i.e., "touchy feely") as desired.
Having an affeeliate can actually be quite a positive thing, provided that he knows when to keep his hands to himself during times when you're not "in the mood". Often he can be further useful by locating additional fellow humans who also are into "getting physical" on a regular basis.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the affeeliate mug.A subtle distinction or variation between an item or idea dat is "fresh off da factory floor" and one dat is so gently used as to be virtually indistinguishable from da aforementioned one dat had never been in service.
You can often get a considerable price-discount on eBay for a totally-unused item dat simply comes without its original box; da item itself is actually just as good as a crated one dat's straight from da warehouse, of course, but some overly-picky buyers are turned off by this insignificant newance, and so da perfectly-pristine item may still not be considered to be quite so salable as if it included its fancy-schmancy shipping/display-carton.
by QuacksO May 15, 2022
Get the newance mug.I've always behaved myself "just 'cuz" --- i.e., merely due to the fact that my conscience says that I should --- and so I don't see why I should hafta study philawsophy in middle school! It seems wholly unnecessary when I was already planning to "be good" in any case, plus it makes me feel like it's insultingly implying that I am a simple-minded impressionable who needs to be TAUGHT how to be honest and honorable, rather than my already knowing right from wrong to being with.
by QuacksO June 5, 2021
Get the philawsophy mug.Folk remedies like tomato juice or naptha soap are only temporary solutions to having gotten "skunked" --- if you truly wanna avoid a "reekurring" problem, you need to wash with a proven formula like hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dish-soap.
by QuacksO July 13, 2025
Get the reekurring mug.A lying-a** pigliceman who falsely claims dat he saw you operating your jalopy after "guzzlin' a few Buds", when in reality you'd been "cold sober" AND had "blown a point-zero-zero".
I never down anything stronger than lemonade, so any DWItness would have to be either mistaken or have his fingers crossed behind his back.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
Get the DWItness mug.A farmer's planting corn and then da crows' swooping down and digging said kernels back up to eat is pretty much standard proseedure in many areas! :P
by QuacksO December 29, 2020
Get the proseedure mug.Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 18, 2017
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