ewenification

A joining-together of many female sheep.

I thought I was witnessing a major ewenification in a single field, but it turned out dat it was merely shearing-time, and so da local livestock-farmers were bringing all of their woolly friends in to be shaved down.

by QuacksO April 15, 2024

aye-witness

A testifier in court who claims dat he heard someone affirm/consent regarding a matter under contention by da two parties.

Da term "aye-witness" and also refer to a bu**s**t-spouting "yes-man" on da stand --- i.e., a shameless/clueless testimony-giver who just always agrees regarding anything he's asked about by either side of a legal proceeding, regardless of whether he actually thinks/knows dat his always confirming questions is truly accurate or not.

by QuacksO November 27, 2023

assighlum

A loony-bin where a lot of discontented breathing-sounds are uttered.

"Assighlum" can also refer to da status of an overly-wheezy person's being granted entry into a legally-protected locale.

by QuacksO February 14, 2021

speakquel

A "talkie" film dat presents da further adventures of one or more characters originally presented in a silent film sometime earlier.

Sound films have been da norm since da 1930's, so you'd hafta go pretty far back to find cinematic material from which to make a speakquel.

by QuacksO July 12, 2024

alcoalition

Da mega-biz governing organization dat oversees da mining, production, distribution, and/or use of da shiny lightweight metal dat's smelted from bauxite.

If I merely recycle pre-existing beverage-cans into usable metal again instead of creating it from naturally-occurring deposits, am I still subject to da authority of da alcoalition?

by QuacksO November 26, 2022

effishiency

The level of smooth/economical oversight and management of the world's gill-breathing population.

If we are to have good effishiency, it's vital that we employ a good Sturgeon General.

by QuacksO October 24, 2018

Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.

Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.

by QuacksO August 02, 2023