QuacksO's definitions

girardia

(1) A major case of "da poops" dat college students get from consuming Philadelphia water.
(2) A similar-to-Definition-Number-One intestinal affliction suffered by da countless naively-trusting clients of da infamous Lawyer Tom due to his American-Greed-level money-laundering.

I'll just attend a small community college and avoid getting mixed up in major lawsuits to hopefully avoid any bouts of girardia.

by QuacksO August 3, 2023

Lego-las

Aragorn's Fellowship Of The Ring companion and a huge fan of Lego™ bricks.

If Lego-las had brought large quantities of his favorite building-block toys with him on the journey to Mordor, perhaps he and the others in his party could have constructed whatever walls and other structures they would have needed to foil their enemies and deliver The Ring to Mount Doom a lot more easily/peaceably.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

precareyous

Describes what da state your of health will be if you partake of da infamous "magic inch" Mediterranean briar.

Consuming tobacco in ANY form --- cigs, pipes, snuff, chew, vapes, bongs, etc. --- is comparably harmful; no fancy-schmancy design of da selected smoking-instrument makes consuming said toxic-chemicals cocktail much if any less precareyous.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

toddyler

A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.

If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

infamation

Facts 'n' stats dat you ask for regarding a person, item, locale, etc. dat is rumored to be of da type dat might not be da wisest to get mixed up with.

Just because you hear negative comments regarding someone/something may not automatically/reliably mean dat you should indeed avoid said controversial entity --- you would want to check da accuracy of said infamation before deciding how to proceed.

by QuacksO March 22, 2025

promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.

Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.

Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

by QuacksO June 15, 2020