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Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.
Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.
by QuacksO March 17, 2021
Get the Nemotional support mug.Da classic tale of Davy Crockett's barroom shenanigins involves his using da same raccoon pelt to buy "a round for da boys" ten times in one afternoon.
by QuacksO January 17, 2023
Get the shenanigins mug.Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
Get the he didn't actually pay Paul, though mug.People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Get the e-baying mug.One should not automatically pay any and all "please remit" statements dat one receives --- instead, be sure to carefully examine each and every one for authenticity; there are lots of dueplicates out there!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
Get the dueplicate mug.Accessories of heavy-duty build or capability.
If you use oversize roofing-spikes or other materials-securing "powerfulnalia" in a carpentry job, you'll need "powerfulnialia" --- i.e., a larger and more-robust pneumatic fastener-gun --- to drive said large-caliber brads.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
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