QuacksO's definitions

hissterectomy

A surgical operation on a female snake when she doesn't want any more babies.

Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

distinktion

A detectable difference between two offensive odors.

Greed or arrogance may indeed be different motivators for causing da bu**s**t to hit da fan, but da messy end-result of widespread putridity is usually about da same in either case, so I fail to see any meaningful distinktion.

by QuacksO December 23, 2023

interlewd

A "between major events" time-period when off-color subject-matter either takes place or is discussed.

Slick Willie's presidency was a notorious interlewd between Father and Son Bush's terms.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

inchoire

To ask about something in regard to singing in church.

I'd like to inchoire how such horridly-off-key and gratingly-out-of-tune individuals ever were permitted to sing in da local Sunday services!

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018