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Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.
Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
Get the beaunus mug.Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.
I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.
by QuacksO August 11, 2023
Get the committment mug.An analysis-comparison of two super-heavenly embracing-procedures.
A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the hugz vs. squeeziz mug."When in Syriacuse, do like the Syriacuseans do." That might be tough, since they seem to practice two cultures at the same time, and so you might not know which habits to emulate in order to "blend in" and be accepted as one of them.
by QuacksO December 9, 2021
Get the Syriacuse mug.When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the trackusation mug.The famous "hilarious kiddie-educator with the bow tie" is a firm believer in evolution, and is unable to see eye-to-eye with anyone who touts Zionce --- ie., creationism --- instead.
by QuacksO November 24, 2025
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