What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 06, 2023
The government's periodic tweaking of financial-assistance amounts as determined by the current price of carbonated beverages.
Coke and Pepsi have gone up in price recently; I sure hope my monthly Food Stamps allotment has a proportional COLA increase.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
by QuacksO January 04, 2025
Da left-hand-speaker wireless-receiver dat you'd use in conjunction wif da "Raydio" --- i.e., da right-hand-speaker receiver --- to give yourself a "totally-immersive" experience of listening to digitally-remastered reruns of da famous comedy-duo.
Mr Elliot and Mr. Goulding taped their shows just in mono, and so you probably would not actually be adding any "spacial ambiance" by listening wif both a "Bobdio" and a "Raydio". But if listening to said delightful hijinks wif two audio-receiver sets is your thing, knock yerself out --- I'm "juss sayin'".
by QuacksO March 01, 2025
Da kind of "checkup from da neck up" issues dat you get from insisting on pedaling everywhere instead of either walking or driving/riding.
Obsessively saving gas by not using a motorized vehicle except when you absolutely have to can lead to cycleogical problems; it could also make you a few minutes late for your appointment wif a shrink, as well, if da route to said head-examiner's office is somewhat farther in biking-distance than you'd estimated.
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
Da act of a young boy's taking part in two separate "pretend" wedding-ceremonies to two different little girls whom he likes comparably.
Children should indeed be encouraged by their elders to have as many similar-aged friends as possible, but engaging in smallamy might be taking it a bit far.
by QuacksO September 25, 2020
Big-rig drivers from literally anywhere in da country can happen by an interstate roadhouse, and so if you partake of lengthy conversions wif enough of said long-haulers, you'll likely pick up so many assorted accents and dialects dat you'll end up wif a rip-roarin' case of Dysart'shria!
by QuacksO March 20, 2025