QuacksO's definitions

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

cellibration

A gala event dat eulogizes da mobile phone.

Old fogy: I don't see what all da cellibration is about --- why, when I was a boy, we hadda sit still and use a CORDED phone if we wanted to call somebody, and it worked just fine for us!

by QuacksO March 23, 2021

facsod

A vertical grass-and-earth barrier dat makes a structure look bigger than it really is.

Some people like da look of ivy growing on a brick wall so much dat dey add loam and turf and turn it into a huge thick facsod!

by QuacksO April 16, 2022

Dramamean

Medicine designed to reduce the queasy head-swimmy feelings normally experienced while being subjected to the insensitive/destructive verbal tirades of one or more fellow humans who actually have little or nothing to complain about regarding the voluminously-hollered-about topic, but are just creating invalid "drama" and being mean in order to entertain themselves and feel popular/important for five minutes.

My stomach's in a knot from all of my mother-in-law's moaning about my young daughter's lack of "social popularity" in her preschool classes, so I better take some Dramamean before I puke.

by QuacksO September 23, 2016

fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

ASSortment

Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.

Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.

by QuacksO September 21, 2017

attétude

A short musical composition that denotes the cranky demeanor that one or more people were in at the time when the work was written.

I guess that the musical pieces by Chopin and Liszt are palatable to some people, but I find a lot of them to just be crash-bash attétudes with little melodious appeal.

by QuacksO April 9, 2019