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A movie that shows what is needed for all people to set aside their differences and work together: a massive alien invasion with laser shooting vagina spaceships.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! -President Thomas Whitmore
by qt3.1415 December 28, 2008
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The day that you realize that you are so over your ex boy/girlfriend. You don't even want to use them for a booty call.
I was hanging out with him and realized that it was my independence day, i no longer had any romantic or sexual feelings for him anymore. I was relieved.
by Brit2121 January 16, 2007
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The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 03, 2010
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