QuacksO's definitions

acherage

The areas of your "personal" real estate that hurt from excessive/prolonged exertion, being twisted in the wrong direction and/or slept on wrong, Arthur Itis and/or Charles Horse, etc.

I gave my firewood-supplier buddy some sample-packets of Ben Gay "in case you have a few aches", and he jokingly replied that he had "acherage" ALL OVER his body.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

prish-eee-yayt it

Humorous spelling of "appreciate it", and means, "that's, like, radically decent 'n' thoughtful of you, homie --- thanks".

Cool dude #1, texting with his buddy on his Smart phone: Word, Man --- I do indeed think that I might be interested in looking into that. Only prob is dat I am not at all familiar wif dat subject --- could you be a schuper schweet guy, Bro, and Google it for me, and den e-mail me da links?
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

redenial

A portmanteau of "redial" and "denial". this word refers to the act of pressing a random button on your phone's keypad to erase the previously-called number from the phone's memory, thus preventing anyone else from using the redial-button to find out what number you last called (extra points if you choose the "#" button for your "sabotaging", since pressing this key merely produces a loud sarcastic-sounding "repeat-beeping" tone that makes the would-be re-dialer feel like he's being upbraidingly mocked for his nosy-inquisitive temerity).

I performed a redenial on my phone before I left for the weekend; my next-door neighbor feeds my cats and goldfish while I'm away, and I do indeed appreciate his assistance --- he's a trifle too curious about my personal business, though, and so I didn't want him to know that I had a new girlfriend.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

alehusbands

1. The male members of a common moderate-size herring species, widely found throughout North America.
2. The male spouses of barfly-ladies; often, they "hit the pubs" together and "drink pale ale like fish".

Alehusbands are comparatively easy to catch and fairly okay to eat, but they definitely have a more "porky" taste compared to alewives, and so I assume that they must possess at least some "male chauvinist pig" characteristics, just like their human counterparts.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Vin Gasoline

The lesser-known older brother of award-winning actor Mark Sinclair (a.k.a. "Vin Diesel").

Vin Gasoline also has a younger brother nicknamed Vin Alcohol, hence the "XXX" movie-titles; this is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the classic marking on bootleg-hooch bottles/barrels. The idea is that alcohol can be used to run motor vehicles, just as diesel-fuel and gas can.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

progressively sociable

Refers to an "incrementally moving up the scale" degree of "closeness" --- i.e., gently 'n' gradually narrowing the "aura" of personal space --- between yourself and someone else, till you've eventually proceeded from merely sitting across from the person all the way up to being either tightly wrapped around him or bodily plastered overtop of him on the bed/couch or on the grass in your back yard.

My neighbor's furry black Lab realized that I was getting bored and lonesome while I was sitting in the front yard to wait for his master to get home, and so he sympathetically performed the classic friendly-canine "progressively sociable" routine on me --- first sitting at my feet and letting me smooth his forehead and riffle his fluffy ears, then scooching forward a bit and placing his front paws on my shoe-lacings, then gently nudging my chest backwards with his head so that he could move his paws up onto my shins, then easing on up even closer to me so that I'd slide my legs down flat and he could rest his paws on my kneecaps, then moving up further to place his paws on my hips, then again using his head to softly lean me even further back, and so on --- till he had me totally lying flat on my back and he had fully stretched out and settled himself on top of me. Kinda weird --- not to mention heavy --- having a huge fuzzy 90-pound dog resting peaceably on top of me, but I realized he meant well, and that he was merely trying to ensure that I didn't feel quite so lonely from waiting till his master got back.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018