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A romance and/or intimacy dat you form with someone new in order to have a substitute for a previous significant other whom you had to part ways with.
If a gal is likeable enough, I don't mind if she hooks up with me merely for a replaceionship, since it will still feel really good to have said pleasant-natured female at my side; besides, if she sees how nice and kind and sympathetic and supportive I am towards her, perhaps she will eventually think that I am a suitable dude to be her main squeeze.
by QuacksO June 12, 2023
Get the replaceionship mug.A situation --- usually just an unavoidable "fact of life", often involving only minor inconvenience/discomfort --- that prompts one or more "fragile" or "spoiled brat" attendees to have a major tearful meltdown.
Being expected to follow basic school-policy rules is a common and generally-accepted part of public education, but Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his head-in-the-clouds parents --- considered it a major crysis whenever he and the school didn't see eye-to-eye on anything.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
Get the crysis mug.Da tulip-bulb company I ordered from claimed dat dey carefully select only da best bulbs for their customers, but da sorry-looking specimens dey sent me for their free-trial offer were mostly all rotted or excessively dried out, so I suspect dat da true cullmination of their supposedly-stringent sorting-efforts is dat dey actually send their reject-bulbs to their new trial-customers whom they don't know if they will actually become long-term customers or not.
by QuacksO November 2, 2020
Get the cullmination mug.Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the redneck bucket-seats mug.Da mustachioed G.G. could have claimed dat there was some abnormaliddy in his brain dat caused him to so-seriously misbehave, but we all know dat he clear-headedly knew exactly what he was doing, and dat he did indeed have criminal intent in his efforts to accommodate Tricky Dicky.
by QuacksO March 9, 2025
Get the abnormaliddy mug.Refers to an "acquired from the past" habit/routine/action/policy, usually of questionable morals/ethics. It originates from a practice that a former U.S. prez began many years ago, and so then one or more C-in-C's have partaken of same sinfulness on numerous occasions since then because they figger that it is something they can get away with and thus they should be able to do it themselves.
A few "classic" and disgraceful examples of a precedent of the United States would be Kennedy's philandering (and so Clinton and Dubya followed suit), Nixon's dirty politics (and so Reagan did likewise, as well), and Reagan's running rough-shod over everyone (just as The Donald is doing now).
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
Get the precedent of the United States mug.They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???
by QuacksO April 14, 2020
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