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I find Ellen DeGeneres's commentary irritating and overly talkative, but I guess that's merely blabnormal for her fans!
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Get the blabnormal mug.Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
by QuacksO February 27, 2017
Get the shoulder-scrunchies mug.Sarcastic term for a noisy winged beach-dweller who has become gargantuan in size --- and weight --- from totally pigging out on popcorn and Cheez Doodles dat people toss to him.
Maybe instead of resorting to violence, David could have defeated Gulliath simply by feeding him large quantities of junk food that would have made him too ponderously bloated and heavy to move.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the Gulliath mug.A stupid-a** reason for playing a table-balls-type game instead of working, partaking of outdoor activities, spending time with family and/or friends, etc.
Andy Capp uses any excuese he can think of to head off to the snooker-hall instead of getting a job or helping Flo with housework.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
Get the excuese mug.Bringing along a good crow-bar should be your top pryority if you don't wanna suffer an elevated tamperature when breaking into a safe.
by QuacksO April 7, 2021
Get the pryority mug.The members of our population with totally "non-human" or "wild animal" mindsets (think, Rockefeller-type multi-billionaires, big-biz leaders, government bureaucrats, drug lords, etc.) who "live high on the hog" themselves, but who subject the rest of us to great stress and unfair toil merely to support their unhealthy greed for wealth and power.
They say that the top 1% of the human population controls half of the world's wealth --- seems like these "rich bugs" view all of us as mere beasts of burden to labor and provide for their own selfish luxury and arrogant feelings of control.
by QuacksO December 3, 2019
Get the beasts of burden mug.What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.
Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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