QuacksO's definitions

Whinny the Pooh

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.

Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

Aiden Attendance

Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.

If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

ryevalry

A competition between brewers or bakers.

I don't drink alcohol and I usually prefer whole-wheat bread, so I have no need to concern myself with any ryevalry issues.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

leiborer

A person who makes traditional Hawaiian flower-necklaces.

If you want to meet lovely Waikiki lasses, volunteering as a leiborer might be just the ticket, since not only would this allow you to positively interact with lots of said beautiful brunettes while working alongside of them, but they would develop respect and appreciation for your efforts to assist them, and so they might likely find you an appealing dude to hang out with during lunch and/or after their workday.

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

ratribution

Refers to da getting-even actions taken by either a cousin-of-da-hamster rodent against a human for trying to trap him, or by a human against said whiskered varmint for whatever destructive actions dat said human suffered at da greedy clawed little hands of said long-whiskered marauder.

Hippie's beloved furry white shoulder-dwelling buddy (or rather --- in recognition/deference to its dedicated-to-details owner's frequent, "It's a SHE!" gender-assertion/correction --- "buddyESS") might have felt like taking ratribution against Ensign Monk for using him --- I mean, I mean, HER --- as a "guinea pig" for da breathing-fluid demonstration.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

tornament

A sports-athletes gathering where everyone plays so hard dat dey get huge rips in their uniforms.

I learned sewing as a young child, and now I make extra money by attending every tornament in da country, and offering to sew up da players' uniforms whenever they get damaged.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

littleotry

Just mildly stubborn or prejudiced in one's beliefs or actions towards others.

One should try not to be at all closed-minded towards certain people, but if you must have less-than-neutral feelings, at least try to practice littleotry so as not to overly stress/upset yourself or others.

by QuacksO November 3, 2021