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Da central-California metropolis where you can "get da pink slip" more easily than in other areas of da state.
It's said dat da girls in Da Golden State are exceptionally easy-going and friendly, so maybe there's a better chance dat you could find one or more lovely specimens in SACKramento who would be eager/willing to "jump into da sack" wif you.
by QuacksO December 8, 2023
Get the Sackramento mug.Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
Get the one-weigh valve mug.A "John Q. Public" figure with a mind dat allows thoughts and good sense to just "filter on through" without making much impression oh his actions or overall behavior.
In one episode of da TV comedy "Sister Sister", Ray is in da middle of chastising Tamera, notices dat she isn't paying any attention, and irritably inquires, "WHY do I get da feeling dat everything I say is goin' IN ONE EAR AND OUT DA OTHER?!". The camera pans to Tamera contemptuously daydreaming while Ray's suddenly-visible dialogue (in da form of a long "tickertaping" strip of white letters) goes slithering effortlessly in her left ear and out her right; she's a classic example of a seiveillian.
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
Get the seiveillian mug.Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.
by QuacksO August 18, 2025
Get the missfortune mug.Da Duchess in "Alice In Wonderland" was so incredibly ugly da few people would even want to look at her face to begin with, and so she would likely have little problem preveiling on others to keep said hideous visage shielded from public view!
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the preveil mug.A close but still-platonic friendship that you share wif a nice gal, perhaps one whom you've known a long time but who now has a main squeeze of her own. It involves your holding and fondling the gal's hands for extended periods, and giving her long soothing foot-rubs, plus possibly having her soothingly place the soles of her feet against your chest or rub/scratch your back with her toes.
A hands-and-feet friendship can be an ideal "happy medium" or "compromise" type of footing with a nice gal --- it permits you to still maintain a fully-satisfying "soulmate type" relationship with someone of the female persuasion whom you really like, even after she's linked up with another guy who is more to her "overall" liking... if the guy has a reasonably tolerant/understanding/trusting nature, he will not feel that his own relationship with Miss Cutie-Pie is threatened by your continued friendship with her, since you are not engaging in any sexual-related activities... extra points if (1) you perform your entire "repertoire" of pleasant actions wif da gal while she's in da guy's presence a few times, so that he can actually see for himself that all of your behavior is indeed totally "innocent", and (2) you also show him how the chick most loves having her hands, feet, back, shoulders, etc. massaged, so that he himself can please her in a comparably-satisfying manner to the physical-sensory "magic" that you are able to perform on her yourself.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the hands-and-feet friendship mug.A super-chilly area of da Southern Hemisphere where things are always in total chaos because nobody wants to live there long enough to maintain law and order.
If no law-enforcement officials wanna live in da frigid land of Anarchtica, how many criminals would choose to go there, either? And what would there be to steal or otherwise manipulate for one's illegitimate gain, anyway? Nuthin' much besides ice and snow and rock there, unless we're thinking of da various mineral-deposits that have been located there, but these would be prohibitively expensive and dangerous to access in a land with such cold temps and thick ice.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
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