QuacksO's definitions

dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.

Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.

Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!

by QuacksO February 24, 2025

all my hexes live in Texas

What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.

Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

akadamy

An institute of learning dat you'd hafta attend if you want to learn how to accurately measure how long da Staff Of Ra should be.

Anyone wishing to familiarize himself with ancient Egypt should attend an akadamy (Belloq & Co. should have taken note), but perhaps Colonel Vogel and his fellow Nazi mercs would have done well to go and study there, as well --- as Henry Jones Sr. tells him, "Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try **reading** books instead of **burning** them!"

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

Dais-naid

A casually-flippant acronym-remark (stands for "Do as I say, not as I do") uttered by a habitual hypocrite in response to any and all "whistleblowers" who protest the consistency-deprived sinner's "talking out of both sides of his mouth" during his day-to-day behavior and interactions with the world in general.

Anytime I take exception to someone's overly-critical attitude towards me over seemingly-trivial issues, I carefully look over the criticizer's own life and try to seek out any shocking and/or glaringly-obvious ways that he himself "falls short", and I then throw these examples right back in his face. Usually he will at least grudgingly acknowledge my points as valid, shruggingly saying, "Ah, well --- touché, I guess," and then add as an afterthought, "Dais-naid".

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

by QuacksO January 8, 2023

buyopsy

Da analyzing of small tissue-samples to determine whether/why you have a compulsive-shopping problem.

Da term "buyopsy" could also refer to lab-work of human skin-scrapings dat mega-biz performs to determine what types of objects dat a particular person likely prefers to shop for, and then deluging said individual with mass "targeted-ad" spam.

by QuacksO October 15, 2025