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One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.
by QuacksO November 20, 2023
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Many famous --- or INfamous, perhaps --- people were master manipulaters, unfeelingly compelling their followers/subjects to wait absurd lengths of time for them to make important decisions, perform tasks/improvements, complete literary/art/musical compositions, etc.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
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Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Besides meaning a "is yer cat or dog da daddy of my own lap-animal's unexpected litter?" investigation, da term "peternity test" can also sarcastically refer to a X-and-Y-chromosome check from which da results seem to take forever to get back.
by QuacksO December 3, 2025
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by QuacksO June 27, 2023
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I wonder if da Little Red Hen's "friends" gave her a wailing storm of mopposition when she asked them to help her clean up da kitchen after a huge boisterous feast?
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Get the mopposition mug.Combination of "ludicrous" and "lucrative", it denotes something that is totally ridiculous but actually produces a tidy sum in the end.
Two examples of ludicrative actions were people's buying dollar-coins with a credit card and then using the coins to pay off the card to earn card-perks, and the infamous "obsessive coupon-cutter" dude who bought many thousands of foil-sealed cups of chocolate pudding to earn astronomically-voluminous frequent-flyer miles.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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