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Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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If I walk around naked, then potential muggers can see that I don't have anything of value with me, and so I should be a lot safer in Menacesota.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
Get the Menacesota mug.It's really too bad that Chiang Kai-Shrek didn't actually have vivid-green skin like his animated-cartoon cousin, or his subjects might have initially recognized him for the ogre that he truly was.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
Get the Chiang Kai-Shrek mug.The lesser-known brand of "super-size" vehicles that are driven by "the really big boys" --- i.e., Bigfoot, Paul Bunyan, etc. --- rather than just ordinary-sized humans... us lowly six-foot mortals have to just drive the "Toy" Ota vehicles, since we're not "big enough" to "safely handle the real thing".
I'd always wondered what kind of logging-truck Paul Bunyan would drive, but now that I've seen photos in the Guinness Book of World Records of the "biggest dump trucks in the world", I have an idea of what Paul's trucks probably look like... I'm guessing that those behemoths must be custom-made by the RealOta Motor Company specially for his use only; regular pint-sized humans like me hafta just drive ToyOtas.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assettleine mug.Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Get the whiz kid mug.An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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