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It made me really suspicious that a lot of the seemingly "too good to be true" drop-dead-gorgeous ladies' profiles on Tagged.com stated that they were from Sherman Mills, Maine --- from looking at Google Maps, it appeared to me to be merely a minuscule "way out in da boonies" settlement with just some scattered houses and farmland... not exactly a "heavenly Mecca" of "available" damsels. So "just for s**ts 'n' giggles", I took a jaunt up into Aroostook County last September to see for myself (the trip wouldn't be wasted in any case, of course, since I always love going for relaxing drives along scenic rural roads, anyway, and the Fall colors were at their peak), and I discovered that I was 100% correct --- the area is indeed just a nondescript "one-horse" village with absolutely nothing remarkable about it whatsoever... it isn't even a "regular" town with stores and shops, in fact, but merely a crossroads of several converging lanes and rural byways. So now, whenever I see a profile on Tagged where the gal claims to be from Sherman Mills, I just "X" out of the page without even reading further on it --- I automatically assume that it's just a scammer-profile that's just out to make money off of lonely guys.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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My new Internet girlfriend isn't much to look at or even all that interesting company, but at least she comes with fringe benefits.
by QuacksO January 17, 2014
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by QuacksO June 11, 2021
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by QuacksO May 9, 2022
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I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!
by QuacksO May 27, 2022
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by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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