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hugs not drugs

A well-meaning phrase that seldom actually improves anything overall, but instead merely results in a lot of emotional discomfort and sexual-harassment accusations.
"Hugs not drugs" usually doesn't solve anything, anymore than dry-drunks are actually helped by being given sweets as a reward for not imbibing, which of course merely gets them hooked on sugar instead or alcohol --- it just trades one serious addiction for another. So all that "hugs not drugs" does is to cause people who would ordinarily crave drugs to instead begin invading others' personal boundaries by demanding affectionate gestures many times per day --- again, nothing is really "solved" or "improved"; it merely shifts the abuse from one destructive habit to another comparably-damaging-to-society activity.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
mugGet the hugs not drugsmug.

integritty

Honesty and morality dat's so thorough and complete dat it truly "goes down to da very bottom" of conscientiousness.
John is so honorable dat he will literally sift through debris on da floor to locate minute items dat he feels he should address/process in some way --- talk about total integritty!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
mugGet the integrittymug.

joulery

Decorative body-wear dat you really get a "charge" out of because its appearance is really "electrifying".
I wonder if a recovering alcoholic could get a sufficient "buzz" from wearing joulery to sufficiently slake his cravings for liquor till he no longer felt any need for it?
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
mugGet the joulerymug.

renegeotiate

To unfeelingly yank da rug out from under somebody who's already agreed to your terms, while selfishly/invalidly packaging said flimflammery-fiasco as a necessary "we need to talk" alteration.
Da tiger promised da Brahman dat he wouldn't eat him if he let him outta da cage, but then he renegeotiated said promise and thus forced said naive trusting soul to try to get some other living creature to agree with him dat da tiger was doing da wrong thing.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
mugGet the renegeotiatemug.

D-tails

Da specifics (i.e., shape, fullness, uniformity, nipple-color, warmth/softness, etc.) of a buxom gal's chest-pillows dat are "a "nice satisfying handful" in size.
Perhaps a lot of "typical" guys might also like to know da "d-tails" of a gal's REAR pair of "fun-bubbles" --- i.e., her "tail" --- as well as what her front-located "mounds of joy" are like.
by QuacksO April 26, 2022
mugGet the D-tailsmug.

auragins

1. Da first conceptional sproutings of someone's present-day radiant charisma.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.
A lot of drunks mistakenly believe dat they have sparkling personalities; we all know where da "auragins" of DAT foolish idea came from! :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
mugGet the auraginsmug.

hihateus

A temporary period of abstaining from any and all positive or neutral emotions regarding one or more people, but instead feeling extremely unfavorably towards them.
Something like Darth Vader, Adolf Hitler started out his life on a fairly positive wholesome note and may have originally planned to only have a hihateus towards those humans whom he perceived as enemies, but his growing insanity and personal turmoil soon caused his incensed delusional despising of said factions to totally spiral out of control.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
mugGet the hihateusmug.

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