QuacksO's definitions

oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021

purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.

If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023

Lake Tittycocka

A large body of water located in the Andes on the border of Bolivia and Peru, this lake is the site of a "no holds barred" nudist colony where any consenting member/visitor is permitted to perform and/or participate in any non-injurious sexual activity he pleases at any time.

Anytime I feel lonesome and horny, I just hop a plane to Lake Tittycocka and totally knock myself out there for a few days.

by QuacksO March 13, 2017

crudibility

What Pig Pen would lose if he removed his famous layer of dirt.

When Pig Pen says he's gonna take a bath when he gets home, Charlie Brown asks him if he's gonna get all cleaned up; said muddy child responds dat as soiled as he always seems to get, he's learned not to expect too much from a soap-and-water session --- "l just feel satisfied if da wash merely settles da dust." So it sounds like his crudibility will be preserved for da time being.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

clarafication

A better understanding of something regarding da black-and-white bovine member of da "Farm Friends" kiddie-book series.

Just for clarafication purposes, we are referring to a cow here, not Mark Twain's middle daughter.

by QuacksO October 28, 2020