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A government stooge who is too "chicken" to actually do much if any good for John Q. Public or otherwise go up against da powers-dat-be to push for any meaningful change or progress.
Mayor Red Thomas claimed in 1955 dat "progress was his middle name", but seeing da deplorable shape dat Hill Valley ended up in 30 years later when Biff Tannen began largely running things himself, Red appears to have actually been nothing but a wimpy-a**ed pulletician who basically allowed "da luckiest man on Earth" to debauch things as he pleased. One has to wonder if maybe this lack of "progress" was what drove said political failure to become da town drunk by dat time?
by QuacksO July 25, 2023
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by QuacksO June 15, 2020
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by QuacksO July 16, 2023
Get the monitory value mug.To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.
Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
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by QuacksO March 4, 2018
Get the required by LAW mug.A pre- or early "terrible twos" human whose existence and/or presence involved alcoholic beverages somewhere along da way.
If a young child is described as a "toddyler", it can mean one or more of several things, such as dat one or both parents had been judgement-cloudingly buzzed at da time of conception, da couple had not been entirely sober when they'd signed da adoption papers, etc.
by QuacksO December 10, 2022
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I should have known better than to purchase a second-hand Russian car --- it's got lots of kremlins under da hood that I'm constantly having to ferret out and repair!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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