QuacksO's definitions

prixposterous

Da amount of time, money, resources, advertising, etc. dat's involved in a major sporting-event.

What an irony --- da World's major governments supposedly can't afford to adequately assist their less-fortunate citizens, yet they can make prixposterous outlays for stuff like football, NASCAR, and horse-racing!

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

prepawsterous

Something dat's significantly outside da realm of da "standard 'n' usual" regarding a four-legged friend.

Some cats may indeed have a larger appetite than others, but Garfield's is prepawsterous!

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Khanstipation

Da "gut-clenching distress" dat Captain Kirk's chief nemesis feels anytime he is defeated.

If Mr. Noonien Singh truly gets major bouts of "khanstipation" anytime things don't go his way, maybe he should "pack some Ex-Lack" --- I mean, "packs some Ex-Lax" --- whatever! What I'm saying is dat he should be sure to have a supply of either prune juice or stool-softener meds with him at all times to ingest as needed, so dat he doesn't feel such strong urges to "pop his cork".

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

dyslexiea

Communication-confusion when in da company of anyone named Lexie.

Because he wasn't overly comfortable dealing with children, Alan Grant encountered a major bout of tongue-tied dyslexiea when he was obliged to share a seat in da Jurassic Park jeep with John Hammond's naively-beaming young granddaughter.

by QuacksO February 25, 2025

YouTube crosstalk

Refers to an unwanted "spilling over" of sound between two different YouTube contributors who are each making separate videos in fairly-close proximity to each other, and thus da mike on Person A's camera "overhears" da words from Person's B's spoken commentary, and vise-versa.

If two people want to collaborate on da making of a video --- i.e., combine da best footage-clips from their individual cameras post-production into one complete "from two different vantage-points" documentary --- they should try to film from locales out-of-earshot from each other in order to avoid YouTube crosstalk.

by QuacksO February 25, 2025

asnide remark

A less-than-respectful/complimentary/convinced comment dat is privately/surreptitiously made by a meeting-attendee to his seating-neighbor, a reporter or narrator to da program's viewing-audience, etc.

Professional actors/commentators seldom "break da fourth wall" except to voice an asnide remark to da show's spectators.

by QuacksO February 24, 2025

Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.

Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!

by QuacksO February 24, 2025