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Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.
One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
Get the bedside vaporlock mug.With rampant law-enforcement corruption and widespread public copposition, it seems like we'd all be better off without police.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
Get the copposition mug.Arrogantly figuring in your own oblivious/selfish mind that proceeding rapidly is okay, without asking others in your vicinity if said speedy travelling on your part would distress or otherwise inconvenience them.
Impatient motorists who recklessly dart in and out of traffic to more-quickly get where they are going sure are prezooming a lot --- oh, sure, THEY may save a few minutes in their commute-time, but what about all the other startled souls who have to slam on their brakes and get additional gray hairs as a result???
by QuacksO August 18, 2019
Get the prezooming mug.Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
Get the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water mug.How Tevye and his fellow ultra-orthodox Hebrew brethren found da assorted super-strict rules and customs of their long-practiced "tradition" to be.
Shylock claimed dat his own life was exceedingly "ardjewous" due to his mistreatment by da Gentiles. Given da fact dat said abrasive relationships were largely self-created due to his own usurious mistreatment of those same "abusive" folks --- and his vast fortune dat allowed him to live a life of ease and luxury --- he actually had zero room to talk.
by QuacksO March 8, 2025
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One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the louthouse mug.In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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