1011 definitions by QuacksO
The overall study of alcoholic beverages, and of how many servings of each type of drink it takes to make the average person "bibulous".
If Ethan Couch had been made to study a bibulography as part of his probation on his first alcohol-related offense, his subsequent ghastly manslaughter-tragedy might never have happened.
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
If you feel like you have a gobbligation to consume an edible at breakneck speed (like at a pie-eating contest), you'd risk developing such a tummy-ache afterwards dat you'd make agonized noises dat might indeed resemble how a large bulky wattle-sporting bird sounds off.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
"I'll be BACK."
I already can always trust my buddy to keep his word about returning later to assist me, but I feel even more confident about it if he gives me a solemn "Terminator promise".
by QuacksO May 4, 2022
Where you simultaneously partake of two or more forms of media, food, etc. which involve utilizing different senses (listening, reading, tasting, etc.), in order to accomplish more ventures in the same span of time.
One common and excellent form of sensory multitasking would be to preview an instrumental-work recording while perusing your e-mails; since you do not use the same parts of your brain for reading words as you do in determining whether or not you like a particular piece of non-lyrical music, you can catch up on your messages and still decide whether you want to purchase a CD of the tunes you're listening to.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
An odditty of radio/television-programming bumpers and theme songs is dat dey are sometimes really pretty tunes and therefore quite memorable.
by QuacksO March 6, 2022
A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.
A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.
by QuacksO November 8, 2023