QuacksO's definitions

freakuency

A measure of how often someone acts really weird, has a major melt-down, etc.

Ethan Couch got his way with disgusting freakuency by simply having a temper-tantrum anytime someone exhibited reluctance to accommodate him. And on the few occasions when that enraged blubbery facade didn't work, he could always plead affleuenza.

by QuacksO October 28, 2019

because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.

Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018

tearrorism

Fear-based extortion whereby da perpetrators threaten to rip your cloth or paper items into small shreds if you don't give them what they want.

I hear dat da White House is gonna replace all of its "vulnerable" paper and cloth fabrics with Tyvec to thwart tearrorism.

by QuacksO March 8, 2021

DayTwona

Da second morning of a NASCAR-racer saga.

Day One of race-car repairs and testing was fairly typical; let's see what DayTwona brings.

by QuacksO March 17, 2021

wavy-mouth

Da drawn-for-comedic-effect "squiggly-lips-line" facial expression dat a cartoonist employs to indicate a confused, shocked, or distressed mindset of da character displaying said weird look.

Sarge: Look at all these awful news-items in the newspaper --- fire, floods, famine, you name it! I wish I could hear even one little piece of actual GOOD news for a change!
Zero (in naive cheerfulness): My sore toe is better!
Sarge: (glances up at Zero with his classic "wavy-mouth" expression)

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Your video will begin in _ seconds

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!

Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

menufacturer

A company dat produces food.

Garfield's secret wish is to be da CEO of a big menufacturer.

by QuacksO March 31, 2022