purrputtrator

HOOF ARTED???

If you wanna know da source of da awful smell, ask around da room to find out who ate cabbage and/or baked beans, and you'll likely have found da purrputtrator.

by QuacksO December 08, 2022

anteaks

"Ebeneezer's Old Stuff" type of valuable items dat are made from saltwater-resistant wood.

You'll find lots of anteaks at a sailing-ship museum.

by QuacksO July 02, 2021

Nemotional

The status of being all choked up and teary-eyed while/after watching Pixar's famous animated "fish story" movie from 2003.

The highest-grossing animated film of the early 2000's is indeed a very touching tale of love, loyalty, and family values, so I suppose that it might indeed be natural for some viewers to get a little Nemotional over it.

by QuacksO July 04, 2019

askevision

Your parents whom you'd request clarification of stuff you'd seen on da boob tube.

I quickly learned not to use my mom or dad as an askevision, since they would usually be horrified at what da kiddie-channel sensors had allowed to slip through for my tender eyes/ears to see on dat particular show, and so they would flatly forbid me from watching said show ever again. So I just allowed my puzzlements to languish rather than risking asking my parents about them, or else I would have eventually had no even-mildly-entertaining shows at all that I was allowed to watch!

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Ohmaha

A midwestern city dat is very "resistant" to change.

I was offered a position with da town leaders in a large Nebraska city, but I am a very progressive-thinking person, so "No thanks, Ohmaha"! :P

by QuacksO June 07, 2021

morebid fascination

An abnormal/unwholesome interest in watching people try to top each other with ever-increasing purchase-price offers at an auction.

In da 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy film, "Thicker Than Water", Laurel appears to suddenly develop a morebid fascination with seeing da value of da grandfather clock increase, in dat he starts cluelessly shouting competing offers with Hardy.

by QuacksO April 19, 2022

Gnashville

Da "music capital" city in central Tennessee where da artists are in teeth-grinding rivalry.

Since da city of Memphis is both also in da same state and similarly renowned for its music, I wonder if dat's one major reason dat its east-northeasterly-located counterpart is called "Gnashville", since da two major locales are in equally-major jaws-clenching competition with each other.

by QuacksO August 12, 2025