1011 definitions by QuacksO
A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.
A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.
by QuacksO November 8, 2023
by QuacksO February 13, 2021
Getting hay fever in da middle of winter may seem like an abnormalady, but people can actually be afflicted with pollen-allergy symptoms at any time of da year.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!
by QuacksO January 27, 2019
To either pretend to be a minister ("parson"), or to do such a lousy-ass job of it that people actually think you're not a real preacher.
That dude at the pulpit today was soooo far off on his quotings from Scripture --- almost seemed like one of those imparsonaters!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018