eelectricity

Da source of da hair-bristling jolt dat you may likely get when you swim in waters inhabited by one or more bluntnose knifefish.

Da ancient Greeks found dat purposely subjecting themselves to eelectricity was helpful for arthritis, pain, blood-circulation issues, and other health problems. I therefore wonder if said "shocking" treatment might also be effective in reducing da "buzz" from having excessively imbibed at da local pub???

by QuacksO April 28, 2021

Mr. Badwrench

Denotes someone whom the speaker distrusts/has strong doubts about regarding his being a good/competent/knowledgeable mechanic.

I don't want to take my car to that little corner garage --- Mr. Badwrench works there.

by QuacksO December 04, 2011

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Peugeot Sound

Da coastal area in da northwest corner of Washington State where small French cars are made.

If Peugeot Sound is where they make da cars, dat begs da question: what does a Peugeot sound like when it's running??

by QuacksO March 27, 2021

spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.

Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.

by QuacksO August 02, 2021

"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

snarkotics

Mind-altering substances dat cause irritable and/or sarcastic behavior.

Some people are just ill-mannered jerks to begin with, so it's hard to tell if they're on snarkotics or not.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022