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guyavanting

Da opposite of "galavanting", this word refers to da act of either one or more male travelers' hittin' da hiking-trails, or one or more cool chicks' traveling extensively in search of hot hunks to date.
If a GUY goes GALavanting in search of a sweet-faced blinky-eyed soulmate, and he meets a GAL who's currently GUYAVANTING herself, they both might possibly have found what they were looking for right then and there!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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blockture

One or more passages from an easy-to-read-font edition of da Good Book.
I don't think much of da Bible, anyway, so it wouldn't matter to me if someone quoted "scripture" or "blockture" to me --- da content is still all da same intolerably stupid/offensive/hypocritical crap, no matter what da typeface.
by QuacksO March 3, 2021
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sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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abuseyive

What Lt. Krill accused his superiors of being when they said dat he needed a psychological evaluation.
Lt. Krill complained dat his treatment by military brass had been "abuseyive", but both his character --- and da arrogant hot-headed actor himself --- were actually da ones who misbehaved dat way; his superiors had merely been reacting to his previous obnoxious behavior.
by QuacksO August 7, 2023
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Tai Babbleonia

A world-famous figure-skater who is also able to maintain a non-stop monologue during her performance on the ice.
I never cease to be amazed at how Tai Babbleonia can simultaneously concentrate on flawless blade-ballet and always think of what she's going to say next --- no "one track mind" for her, I guess!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
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dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
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ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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