"Inside this abandoned warehouse at a location that must remain secret, we're gonna do something that we probably shouldn't be doing --- but we're gonna go for it anyway. Good evening, I'm Fred Seaborne. You're about to see one of the world's top magicians break his code of silence, and reveal some of magic's most closely-guarded secrets. This is not a gimmick; you are actually going to find out how these ---" Ooops! I'd better cut this out --- I am engaging in blatant Pileggiarism here! P.S. At least you found out my real name, though! :P
by QuacksO July 22, 2023
Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
by QuacksO September 17, 2014
The statistical figure showing the annual number of humans in a given geographical area who "bite the dust".
In the USA, the smoking-related plopulation is over half a million --- as an old article in a late-'80's issue of the Reader's Digest was titled, "the tobacco companies are getting away with murder!"
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.
Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.
by QuacksO September 22, 2017
A "no-brainer" or super-obvious reasoning-conclusion dat even a dimwitted lunkhead should conceivably be able to figger out on his own.
In E.A. Poe's classic detective-novel "The Purloined Letter", da wily Auguste Dupin is able to make a simple deduhction as to da letter's location' something dat da methodically-overthinking and "arbitrarily operating by da book" police chief had been unable to puzzle out himself.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020
Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.
Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018