QuacksO's definitions

Just say "no"

But secretly go ahead and do/use/market it, anyway. :P

I always ask myself how big a hypocrite anyone who grandiosely says, "Just say "no" possibly is, since we all know dat many people who scream and holler against various "pleasure/recreational items/practices" (i.e., tobacco, drugs, alcohol, gambling. sex, video-games, etc.) either partake of said sinfuls themselves (think, Principal Strickland in "Back To The Future II", who vehemently rails against teenage drinking, but is himself a closet alcoholic), or financially profit from them (like where da boys in da Homer Price story "Pie and Punch and You-Know-Whats" grumblingly discuss how one of da grade-school teachers verbally condemns chewing-gum, and yet her husband sells a lot of it at his store every day).

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

wrackupuncture

"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.

I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!

by QuacksO February 8, 2023

go ye forth and multiply

The only passage in The Good Book that hormone-steeped young studs find of any pleasure.

A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

squallify

What you hope to do by making enough or a noisy tear-flooded to-do about your eligibility for something.

As rich and influential as his parents were, Ethan Couch could usually squallify for whatever program or benefits he wanted access to simply by throwing a spoiled-brat tantrum.

by QuacksO April 12, 2020

reconsillyation

What da "wise" King Kilian eventually did wif da "simple" Kit after said monarch attended said wily nobleman's "school for sillies" and thus was shown dat Kit was actually an infinitely-smarter fellow overall than he himself was, regardless of his accumulated wealth, power, and certificates of great knowledge.

Once da formerly-full-of-himself monarch made a full reconsillyation wif his daughter's love-interest, said beautiful princess and said benevolently-brainy scholar were quickly married, and so not only did said royal damsel have her dream-boy as a warmly-satisfying soulmate, but said high-'n'-mighty monarch also gained a son-in-law who was totally worthy of said "princely" family-member.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

spewvenirs

Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.

I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

eggshausted

Worn out from collecting eggs all morning.

I collected 200 dozen cackle-berries today, and now I am totally eggshausted... I was accustomed to collecting from just a few dozen chickens on our modest family farm. I shoulda known better than to start a part-time job at a commercial egg-farm without "breaking myself in" a bit.

by QuacksO October 9, 2018