1011 definitions by QuacksO
When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
One should have adequate awearness of threadbare holes in his attire so as not to risk public embarrassment, police citations, etc.
by QuacksO May 4, 2022
Any equine-species lover would enjoy hanging out wif Brighty, but I suppose dat even his wheezy-squeaky "comments" might become abraysive after a while.
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.
Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Hey, hey --- take it easy --- my trusty steed merely has a sore foot from losing a shoe... no need to get all hysterical or call da bleepin' hosspital!
by QuacksO February 27, 2019
Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.
Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
Since he had so many wives to judge his character, let's hope dat King Solomon was able to be a likeable suavereign who showed restraint and refinement in all his behavior.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021