QuacksO's definitions

apperil

Clothing dat either you wear to be ready for disaster, or causes you to encounter some unforeseen calamity.

Choose your duds prudently when venturing into rainy/chilly locales dat are occupied by rebel forces --- in order not to be potential "apperil", said garments should be sufficiently warm and/or waterproof to protect you against da hostile climate, and also not display any insignias, colors, etc. dat would make any observers think dat you are an enemy.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

O'Reilly orgasm

What the singers on the auto-parts-store ad sound like they're having.

I loved hearing the "Oh! Oh! Oh!" auto-parts ads on TV... sounded like a pretty good deal to me! So I went to the nearest store and eagerly asked the female staffmembers if they wanted to share an O'Reilly orgasm with me, but all I received was assorted shocked indignation, and then I got kicked out of the store under threat of sexual-harassment charges... I don't get it... what gives???

by QuacksO June 15, 2019

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

stareo

Refers to the wide-eyed gaze of flabbergasted astonishment and delight that someone exhibits when first experiencing two-channel music, especially if it's with a "direct-exposure to the 'spacious sound' effect" headset, rather than just with loudspeakers.

I was totally stareo-amazed the first time I heard modern-format music through headphones during my min-teens.

by QuacksO February 23, 2019

consillyatory

Tolerant and easy-going about non-serious speech and/or behavior.

Da Grinch initially felt irritated and resentful of light-hearted winter-holiday shenanigans, but he became far more consillyatory at da end of da story, once he saw what Christmas truly meant to da residents of Whoville.

by QuacksO April 16, 2022

Game over --- insert coin

The most dreaded and agony/humiliation-producing phrase that teenagers from the '80's could possibly see. It implied that they were a total klutz at a particular arcade-game.

{{Pac-Man gets "munched" for da last time}} "Bee-yeayayeayayeayayeayayeayayeaya-bweep-bweep!" "Game over --- insert coin"

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

gerrymandarin'

The sneaky re-drawin' of property/municipality-lines to benefit Asian-related interests, either a sub-group of the human race or citrus-farms.

I hear dat gerrymandarin' is a huge problem in da world's major small-and-pumpkin-shaped-citrus-growing regions, what with da huge profit-greedy mega-farm conglomerates wantin' to hog all da good crop-land real-estate.

by QuacksO June 20, 2019