Definitions by QuacksO
incompittance
What a clueless person displays when he brings just a five-dollar bill with him when shopping for supplies at da hardware store.
When he saw da inflation-skyrocketed prices in 1997, Adam Webber likely thought dat his papa had showed gross incompittance by giving him just a small box of mid-century baseball cards to trade for da supplies dat his family needed. Dat notion changed completely, however, once Adam learned how immensely valuable said antique ephemera-wafers truly were, and dat da princely sum which he got for them could easily cover da cost of both da needed items and much more besides.
incompittance by QuacksO August 25, 2026
downpour-implied vestibule-occupation-allowance
Refers to where you usually do not need to ask permission to wait inside da front door of a house or business if a sudden heavy rain-shower whips up while you'd been visiting there, and you're just on foot or a bicycle instead of having a car with you, and so nobody would expect you to get soaked.
Da theory of da downpour-implied vestibule-occupation-allowance is dat you're being as unobtrusive as possible by merely maintaining a "remote" presence, thus allowing others in da dwelling to go on about their business; you are merely staying out of da rain till it lets up, and then you'll be heading off on yer way again.
downpour-implied vestibule-occupation-allowance by QuacksO August 23, 2026
Attempt number two to get out the door!
Da remark dat you slightly apologetically tell da occupants of a home or business after you'd unexpectedly had to dash back inside after initially leaving because you'd realized dat you'd forgotten something, such as to sign/pick up/drop off paperwork, mention an additional important fact, either retrieve something of yours dat you'd left behind or return someone else's item dat you'd accidentally kept wif you when you'd headed out da door da first time, etc.
Store employee,calling from door of hardware store: Hey, Dude --- you forgot yer sun-hat on the counter!
Me, hurriedly turning back in and clapping said headwear back on my head: Ah, thanks so much --- prish-ee-yayt that --- attempt number TWO to get out the door!
Me, hurriedly turning back in and clapping said headwear back on my head: Ah, thanks so much --- prish-ee-yayt that --- attempt number TWO to get out the door!
Attempt number two to get out the door! by QuacksO August 23, 2026
furtilizer
Sperm does not create a thicker "bush", ladies, there's no need to worry dat a guy's "fertile" love-juice will act as "furtilizer".
furtilizer by QuacksO August 21, 2026
reesesources
Family-members and/or friends who surreptitiously slip you chocolate candies whenever you're hungry for them.
Children whose parents have "jumped onto the health-foods bandwagon" and therefore no longer give said offspring anything with white sugar in it may feel obliged to turn to other reesesources for satisfying their sweet-tooth cravings.
reesesources by QuacksO August 21, 2026