QuacksO's definitions

hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Maasaiah

A fiercely-devout tribe of war-like African Natives who went around slaughtering anyone who didn't convert to their religion.

I've always observed that mainstream religion has a horrific amount of fighting and killing associated with it, and the Maasaiah tribe's behavior proves it.

by QuacksO December 9, 2018

accusstomed

Familiar with strong language.

In the space-invaders film "Signs", former Episcopal priest Graham Hess has a hard time wrapping his head around the idea of yelling profanity while trying to rid his property of prowlers, since he was not accusstomed to speaking that way.

by QuacksO May 25, 2019

impawssible

Getting Garfield to feel motivated.

Putting a "wipe your paws" welcome-mat outside yer front door may indeed prompt amused smiles and cleanliness-compliance actions from human visitors, but since animals cannot read, getting them to obey said directive would be impawssible.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

D-tails

Da specifics (i.e., shape, fullness, uniformity, nipple-color, warmth/softness, etc.) of a buxom gal's chest-pillows dat are "a "nice satisfying handful" in size.

Perhaps a lot of "typical" guys might also like to know da "d-tails" of a gal's REAR pair of "fun-bubbles" --- i.e., her "tail" --- as well as what her front-located "mounds of joy" are like.

by QuacksO April 26, 2022

auragins

1. Da first conceptional sproutings of someone's present-day radiant charisma.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.

A lot of drunks mistakenly believe dat they have sparkling personalities; we all know where da "auragins" of DAT foolish idea came from! :P

by QuacksO April 19, 2021