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weren'twolf

A grisly organic mutation that started out as some creature other than that of the canine variety.
Doctor Moreau wisely avoided using canine-type mammals in his vivisection experiments, preferring to operate on weren'twolf-species only. In the end, however, the altered creatures' taste for meat still brought about the doctor's downfall.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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dentity

Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.
Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
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Urine big trouble

Ur unenviable status if u pee anywhere other than in da bowl. And it works like baseball, as well --- da first time u "miss", **urine** big trouble. Da second time you errantly tinkle, **uron** probation, and da third time, "urout", which iz da opposite of "urine".
It's often grounds for ur not being invited back to someone's home if u clumsily mis-direct da "golden shower" elsewhere from its intended "target" while using the neighbor's WC --- usually urine big trouble for your errant tinkling, unless of course u can prove extenuating circumstances (being startled by a sudden/loud noise while peeing, having someone turn off da bathroom light, etc.) while u were taking said whiz and thus acceptably/legitimately shift da "aim blame" somewhere else, in which case, "uroff" da hook on dat occasion.
by QuacksO August 14, 2017
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Verafy

To make certain dat something is da case regarding someone named Vera.
I thought dat Ms. Helena Ralston was da leading-lady actress playing alongside John Wayne in da western "Dakota", but I went to Wikipedia to Verafy said belief.
by QuacksO February 15, 2021
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Whinny the Pooh

A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.
Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.
Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
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flopportunity

Any occasion during a period of long/strenuous labors when it is possible to "crash for a few".
Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
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