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by QuacksO August 22, 2025
Get the reeligion mug.You can "be a real whiz" at "taking a whiz" when you're under da auspissies of herbs like saw palmetto and horsetail.
by QuacksO November 19, 2025
Get the auspissies mug.After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?
by QuacksO October 22, 2025
Get the pontune boat mug.An over-da-counter med dat brings blessed relief from stress-headaches caused by all of da brainless people in yer life. Caution: use only as directed --- side-effects from overuse include YOUR becoming a clueless blithering idiot, also.
Da biggest prob wif jackasspirin is dat --- like many mind-and/or-body-altering pharmaceuticals --- it produces a largely-identical condition if a person takes too much of it as he'd experience if he wasn't taking enough; i.e., before he started poppin' pills, he was totally "out of it" due to da mind-numbing effects of da innumerable morons in his life, and now he's similarly stumblin' around in woozy med-hazed bewilderment.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the jackasspirin mug.Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
Get the five-frase filibuster mug.How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.
It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".
by QuacksO March 6, 2025
Get the Evelution mug.Da organized group of railroad engineers who collectively lobby for fair wages, job security, workplace safety, etc.
Just like da coalition of horse-drawn-wagon operators dat is now made up of truck-drivers, da Steamster's Union was originally composed of boiling-water-powered-locomotive engineers, but is now populated by operators of diesel-engine-equipped "iron horses".
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
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