QuacksO's definitions
A shredding device through which you run those pesky weekly recycled-paper ad-flyers dat you get in da mail.
Da term "circular saw" could also refer to da status of your awareness of said annoying junk-mail --- i.e., you already "saw" said "circulars", and checked to be sure dat there is indeed nothing in dem dat interests or applies to you --- prior to your running dem through your "Watergate 2001" confetti-maker.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
Get the circular sawmug. I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.
by QuacksO May 9, 2019
Get the hops-scotchmug. Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the promoationmug. Refers to da assorted yucky "stinks to High Heaven" flotsam and jetsam dat litters an area or situation as a result of one or more individuals' dishonest/selfish/careless actions.
Oliver North spoke of financial "residuals", but da entire Iran-Contra scandal surely left behind a whale of a lot more messy/embarrassing "residos" than merely what Ollie was discussing!
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the residomug. A female delinquent. Her "fairer gender" means that she can get away with a lot more --- or be punished a lot less (think Mary Kay Letourneau, who only served a comparatively short sentence for a super-serious crime that a man in the same position would likely have gotten decades of prison time) --- than a guy trying the same shenanigans.
The use of misscreants to aid in committing crimes has long been practiced --- people are just naturally more trusting of females, and so they tend not to be monitored so closely as their male counterparts would be. Adult men looking to steal from a place of business often send girls or younger women into said store beforehand to either distract the staffpeople or to commit the pilfering themselves.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the misscreantmug. Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Get the Windiana Jonesmug. Someone who constantly attempts to minimize the cost of sending his outgoing mail, perhaps even resorting to dishonest/advantage-taking measures to save even more.
One of the most effective ways to be a postage-pinchpenny is to simply "reverse the charges" --- i.e., write your mail-piece's recipient's name and address in the space where its sender's address-information is supposed to go (and vice-versa), then slap a few cents'-worth of postage on the envelope/box so that it still won't cost you much to ship your parcel but it won't blatantly look as if you are merely trying to mail the parcel for free, and deposit your item in the Post Office's "anonymous" mail-slot or "outside box" to avoid your having to face the scrutinizing eyes of a postal employee who naturally would just reject the package right off. Then, of course, the Post Office will have no choice but to just unwittingly go ahead and deliver your package to its intended recipient (incorrectly believing that he is the sender who grossly under-stamped the package, and that they are therefore merely performing a "returned to sender for postage" procedure); this works best for merely "local-destination" mail, since the Post Office might balk --- and be suspicious about how this "distantly"-return-addressed parcel ever got into their "local" outgoing-mail box --- at expensively "returning" a mail-piece to a faraway location.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
Get the postage-pinchpennymug.