1011 definitions by QuacksO
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
by QuacksO December 28, 2022
A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
One could try to imagine theorhettically how Clark Gable's character would behave, but he was such a womanizing dandy that any notion of what he truly might do would likely just be "gone with the wind" before you even had a chance to voice said logical guess!
by QuacksO December 12, 2021
Condoms should always be used during intercourse if a love/lust-crazed couple wants to avoid any undesirable outcums, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO December 28, 2022
A law dat mandates a five-day waiting-period before you can weave anyone's hair (besides your own, of course) into fancy designs.
Pre-and-early-teen girls love to fix each other's luxuriant tresses all da time, so perhaps da Braidy Bill doesn't apply to da younger folks.
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Many children love "playing doctor", anyway, and so having a gauzeling or two in da day-care center could come in handy for said aspiring surgeons, since these medical-personnel-parented youngsters might have some actual experience from having watched Mom or Dad applying salves and wrappings to their patients, and could therefore guide their fellow little ones while they practice basic boo-boo-dressing procedures on each other.
by QuacksO June 6, 2023
Being a midnight field-harvester who cuts grain-stalks by da full moon might run into some reapercussions if he's not careful!
by QuacksO July 29, 2023