The lesser-known brand of "super-size" vehicles that are driven by "the really big boys" --- i.e., Bigfoot, Paul Bunyan, etc. --- rather than just ordinary-sized humans... us lowly six-foot mortals have to just drive the "Toy" Ota vehicles, since we're not "big enough" to "safely handle the real thing".
I'd always wondered what kind of logging-truck Paul Bunyan would drive, but now that I've seen photos in the Guinness Book of World Records of the "biggest dump trucks in the world", I have an idea of what Paul's trucks probably look like... I'm guessing that those behemoths must be custom-made by the RealOta Motor Company specially for his use only; regular pint-sized humans like me hafta just drive ToyOtas.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Get the RealOta mug.A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.
On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assettleine mug."I fish, therefore I lie": many anglers' tales of fancy colorful artificial-bait creations --- and da monster-sized aquatic denizens supposedly caught with said plastic-and-metal wonder-jigs --- are nothing but folklure.
by QuacksO March 03, 2025
Get the folklure mug.Basil Fawlty's infamous Hillman Countryman was so uncooperative that is might be described as automobelial.
by QuacksO December 09, 2024
Get the automobelial mug.If Stromboli Thurmond was mean to Pinocchio, does this indicate dat he was prejudiced against wooden marionettes, favoring real live people instead?
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Get the Stromboli Thurmond mug.An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
by QuacksO May 14, 2018
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