monasterry

A monks' retreat where they wear robes made from fluffy extra-absorbent material.
Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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Hell merries

What you supposedly will be soon experiencing if you don't say your "Hail Marys" now.
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
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slice the Limburger

To pass gas that is extremely odiferous, super-loud/drawn-out, and/or copiously voluminous, so that said whizzpopper is noticeably more offensive than simply "cutting the cheese".
I chowed down on three bowls of fragrant steaming baked beans at the neighbors' backyard barbeque last evening, and now my butt-hole is parched and raw from having to slice the Limburger all night.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
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broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.
Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
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growmance

A courtship dat begins shortly after infancy and continues all the way up through adulthood.
In da song "Freckle Face" from da "Four Jacks and a Jill" album, "Fables", vocalist Glenys Lynne recounts da growmance dat she and her present husband shared ever since she'd been a small child.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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hipnotherapy

A health-improvement regimen of questionable value/effectiveness; it entails having the "sufferer" lean his hip against the "practitioner" to help support himself in a standing position.
You wanna really watch out for anyone who asks you to let him practice "hipnotherapy" with you --- most likely he is not really ailing, but just wants to lean on you in order to selfishly lessen his own "burden" of merely standing on his own two feet. This "treatment" is appropriately names in most cases... it involves using your "hip" to lean against someone else, and is in reality "no therapy" at all!
by QuacksO January 24, 2019
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madammise

Da gender opposite of SIRmise.
Dudes usually are too lazy and/or impatient to do significant research before they come to personal conclusions about mostly-male-related topics, but ladies tend to gather and learn more of da facts before they madammise much about any "girly-stuff" matters.
by QuacksO December 06, 2021
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