QuacksO's definitions

rexpectations

Whatever lofty predictions of interest, entertainment, excitement, etc. dat one has in his mind when researching da Tyrannosaurus.

As Ian Malcolm had vigorously warned, John Hammond should have had considerably higher rexpectations of said towering giants' strength and savage determination when he designed da enclosures for them in Jurassic Park and Site B; he should have realized dat these powerful lumbering thick-skinned leviathans from da ancient world might not be effectively contained by merely modern-day electrified wires or chain-link fences!

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

missdemeanor

A minor-to-moderate crime committed by an unmarried female.

Monica Blewinsky was not married at the time of her infamous tryst with Bill Clinton, so she was only charged with a missdemeanor. Slick Willie, however, was charged with a fellany for which he had to face Congress and make false/vague/evasive statements to avoid being impeached.

by QuacksO December 18, 2019

squibble

Portmanteau of the words, "squabble" and "quibble". Humorously used to mean grouching over petty stuff.

I got two rotten fruits in my bulk-produce purchase, but the items were all on sale and that particular store has always been exceptionally helpful and generous to me in the past, so I ain't gonna squibble about it.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

melancolic

A less-than-cheerful mood due to abdominal pain, either because you're suffering it yourself or you're having to expend significant time and effort caring for someone else who's going through it.

Many parents become melancolic when their offspring have long crying-bouts for no apparent reason.

by QuacksO April 11, 2022

beefore

Prior to when you gave up eating red meat.

Hägar the Horrible: Da local "health-food hippie" nutrition-guru suggested dat I "go veggie" in an effort to curb my voracious appetite, but said dietary changes haven't helped my hunger-pangs one bit --- if anything, I feel even more ravenous than beefore!

by QuacksO May 13, 2020

Shrekxercise

What everyone's favorite green-skinned ogre wif da funnel-shaped ears goes to da gym for.

Since Shrek loves Fiona and finds her "ogre beauty" to be totally to his liking, perhaps he will get plenty of "Shrekxercise" just with her whenever she shares his bed, and so there will be no need for him to lift weights or otherwise work out to stay in shape.

by QuacksO July 11, 2020

surgial altercation

What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.

Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.

by QuacksO May 1, 2021