A neighbor gave me a whole case of canned beans, so I think I'll host an impromptu farternal backyard barbecue for all my buddies.
by QuacksO April 15, 2021
Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 04, 2017
Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".
I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
by QuacksO September 02, 2018
Da comparatively-small sector of da population wif a particularly-appealing "cute chick" first name.
Ms. Svet on YouTube is definitely a minoraty in dat she not only is radiantly beautiful and super-likeable, but also has an exceptionally-entertaining hobby of underwater metal-detecting to seek out assorted treasures.
by QuacksO January 16, 2025
Denotes da "super-old-fashioned" items and/or "old-school" lifestyle dat your parent's sister prefers.
My mom's family came from very humble beginnings, so I always loved spending time with my mom's elderly sister Bess, since her way of speaking and doing things was so delightfully auntiequated.
by QuacksO September 22, 2019
Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.
You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.
by QuacksO November 11, 2020