QuacksO's definitions

auntics

Assorted other-than-usual shenanigans displayed by your parent's sister.

My mom's sister Deborah was always amusing me as a small child with her assorted hilarious auntics.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

LESSons

What the school claims are necessary to learn so as not to become a MOREon.

I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

Thirdsday

Da "number of strikes and yer out" day of da week, if you start counting from "TWOsday". :P

How could THIRDsday not come right after TWOsday; there's a day in between...????

by QuacksO June 9, 2021

cocaophony

Da deafening clamor of excited voices and pattering feet dat you always hear when announcing dat da hot chocolate is ready.

In da "Polar Express" movie, there was quite a cocaophony from both da children AND da servers when da steaming kettles of traditional Christmas liquid-refreshments were being wheeled out.

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

auxiliarator

A separate and highly-effective-but-street-illegal nitrous-oxide valve dat really puts some ZIP in yer car's performance.

If you use an AUXILIARATOR in conjunction with your ACCELERATOR, you may indeed experience EXHILARATION from your vehicle's awesome ACCELERATION, but you will also stand an ACCELERATED chance of getting pulled over for speeding and/or reckless driving! Best to instead reserve said speed-demon shenanigans for da drag-strip!

by QuacksO May 8, 2022

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018