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Commando-in-Chief

An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.
If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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faxcine

A virus-patch dat you install on your teletype machine to reduce errors in transmission.
Could a faxcine be created dat would reduce da number of junk-printouts which merely waste ink and paper?
by QuacksO June 10, 2021
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pituation

What you'll find yourself in if you eat lots of fruits with sizeable seeds in da centers.
A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
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black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
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pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.
Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.
by QuacksO November 5, 2025
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dyslexiea

Communication-confusion when in da company of anyone named Lexie.
Because he wasn't overly comfortable dealing with children, Alan Grant encountered a major bout of tongue-tied dyslexiea when he was obliged to share a seat in da Jurassic Park jeep with John Hammond's naively-beaming young granddaughter.
by QuacksO February 25, 2025
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arruddery

Steering-vanes controlled by da artillery.
I wonder if da artillery communicates its directed changes to da arruddery by firing off different sequences of shots in a Morse-code-like pattern?
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
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