Definitions by QuacksO

tramatic

How fear-of-steel-wheels individuals find da experience of commuting by rapid transit.

Da term "tramatic" could also refer to da exact opposite emotional-phobia condition: i.e., a person wants to exclusively use da Metro to get around town and run his errands, and thus he avoids traveling by other common urban conveyances --- like a cab or bus --- whenever possible.

tramatic by QuacksO September 3, 2026

ewelogy

A "remembering our dearly-departed" speech for a "mama woolly" dat's voiced by its owner, a friend or family-member of his, or a fellow shepherd who also tended da flock sometimes.

Jenny Cirone certainly loved her "cashmere on da hoof" buddies and always went out of her way for them, although there's no record of her actually giving a ewelogy for any of them.

ewelogy by QuacksO September 3, 2026

inclompetence

Absurdly-clumsy performance regarding da act of moving about on foot, such as making a horrid racket, stepping on and/or tripping over objects in your path, blundering into others, etc.

I often exhibit noticeable inclompetence, and so I diligently attend any and all of da Colliders Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, and Foot-Steppers Anonymous meetings dat are held within a fifty-mile radius of my home!

inclompetence by QuacksO September 2, 2026

manslottery

Da macho-themed scratch-off-ticket industry dat bombastically claims to be a "sport for real dudes", but usually just totally eviscerates da bank accounts of da chest-poundingly-masculine rainbow-chasers who partake of said testosterone-steeped game-play.

I've never played Powerball or Megamillions in my life, and I am already quite content with my body's level of X- and-Y-chromosomes; I therefore have zero inclination to take part in said preposterous "manslottery" money-pits.

manslottery by QuacksO September 2, 2026

khanfidence

What Mr. Noonien Singh possesses more of than is good for him.

Actor Ricardo Montalbán was consistently described by film-directors and colleagues as a kind, humble, and gracious gentleman in real life, possessing none of da arrogant "khanfidence" dat his Star Trek character infamously exhibited.

khanfidence by QuacksO September 2, 2026

albuyno

A lily-livered individual who is so wimpily-uninhibited with da purse-strings dat he needs a payee-representative just to manage his monthly expenses.

Shylock's obsessive frugality causes Jessica (and by extension, her also-fairly-spineless new husband Lorenzo) to be regular albuynos after they elope.

albuyno by QuacksO September 1, 2026

irwritable

Describes a person's mood or state of mind while he's scribbling out a "poison pen" missive.

Just because an "irwritable" person's anger may indeed still permit him to jot down his fury-laden thoughts on paper doesn't mean dat da resulting penmanship of said RED-faced ramblings will be legible enough to be READILY READ by said "stormy' letter's intended recipient!

irwritable by QuacksO August 30, 2026