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Hawaiians ladies are big on dancing, so if one of dem brings you a big glass of Coca-loha when you arrive, be sure to drink it right away, so dat da caffeine in it will give you some get-up-and-go in case she asks you to dance wif her.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
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Da Three Stooges were notorious for being in many hituations, since they were alsways bopping and clobbering each other.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the hituation mug.What committing a crime or admitting wrongdoing would be if it involved any greedily litigious individuals.
by QuacksO November 20, 2022
Get the sueicide mug.An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.
I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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Dealing with "spoiled rich kid" individuals has many perillels to raising venomous snakes --- in both cases, you run a great risk of getting "bitten".
by QuacksO April 8, 2022
Get the perillel mug.My pint-sized cousin is really a "whyny" little brat, so I guess dat he should have a "why-fi" hookup so dat he can look up da answers to his endless questioning himself instead of always blubberingly seeking said reasons from those around him.
by QuacksO July 10, 2025
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Automated keyosks may indeed be adequate in some cases, but I would much prefer to have a human professional manually fashion my brass security-implements on his precision-made lathing-machine.
by QuacksO July 23, 2025
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