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If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
Get the derectionmug. A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the John James Autobahnmug. The pint-sized sibling of the famous ancient scholar. Yeah, Compton's Encyclopedia never took the time to tell you about him in middle school... shame on them. He was just as worthy and important as Ptallemy.
Pshortemy always looked up to (figuratively AND literally!) his much-more-prolific senior brother; this "tol-ler"-statured sibling did use his vast smarts/abilities to build "little brother" a nice pair of stilts, though, so we know that Big Bubba had a loving/caring side, and didn't let his fame go to his head too much.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
Get the Pshortemymug. Truth be told, obsolession isn't necessarily always an invalid/unwise practice --- if you "keep an eye on the trends" and then wait till some item you want is no longer "current", you may be able to purchase it for pennies on the dollar, or perhaps even get it for free if a retailer or company is simply tossing all its old stock.
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
Get the obsolessionmug. The statistical figure showing the annual number of humans in a given geographical area who "bite the dust".
In the USA, the smoking-related plopulation is over half a million --- as an old article in a late-'80's issue of the Reader's Digest was titled, "the tobacco companies are getting away with murder!"
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
Get the plopulationmug. An "upper mucky-muck" position on da corporate ladder which requires/allows a staffperson holding said lofty title to direct assorted verbal barbs and snide remarks at his underlings.
Da stupidly-macho Red Green definitely held a manajeerial position over his initially-spineless and annoyingly-nerdy nephew Harold, but eventually Red had to grudgingly acknowledge dat Harold was actually much wiser and more sensible/realistic than he himself was.
by QuacksO December 25, 2022
Get the manajeerialmug. Da idea of Eveolution is all well and good for living creatures where da female in da species is da one dat bears da offspring, but male seahorses are da ones dat give birth to da female's matured embryos, so perhaps we'd hafta go wif "Adamolution" in cases like dat.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
Get the Eveolutionmug.