QuacksO's definitions

delibertarian

A member of CONgress (da opposite of "PROgress") who believes in complete freedom to filibuster any and all matters brought before said assembly of bureaucratic bickerers.

I can't stand to watch any televised House/Senate debates --- just a bunch of posturing delibertarians!

by QuacksO April 5, 2026

dependant

Relying on da perceived powers of a necklace-fob to see you through da more-difficult aspects of daily existence.

Dumbo discovered dat da feather which he'd been clutching in his trunk had merely been a "placebo" trinket, and dat he therefore did not need to be "dependant" on it in order to be able to fly.

by QuacksO April 1, 2026

alphabetical aviation

Assorted "A-to-Z" definitions dat allude to "flyin' da friendly skies", including:
braveiation: Fearless "wingin' it" when exploring new frontiers and/or dangerous areas
caveiation: Using a drone to "have a look-see" in underground caverns
craveiation: Same activity as above, but to check out much-desired objects/locales

faveiation: Visiting best-loved places by airplane
gaveiation: Piloting a "metal bird" dat either you acquired as a gift or da training-lessons dat enabled you to do so were provided to you for free
graveiation: Either da operating of an aircraft by one or more crew-members who could stand to lighten up a bit, or da use of super-dangerous/unreliable "flying coffin" planes such as da infamous Consolidated B-24 Liberator
knaveiation: Da operating of an airplane by a morally-depraved individual
laveiation: To use a flying tanker to dump water on a forest fire

paveiation: Same general act as above, but for hot-topping roadways

Additional examples of "alphabetical aviation" include:
saveiation: Either da field of air-rescue work, or bargain-priced "high above da clouds" freight/passenger-transport
shaveiation: "Barely clippin' da tops of da trees" flying
slaveiation: What reasonable wages and proper rest are meant to avoid in da airline-pilot field
staveiation: Aerial shipping of wooden barrel-slats
waveiation: "Friendly pilot" flying whereby said affable stick-manipulator makes pleasant hand-gestures to people on da ground and fellow pilots
wavyation: Unsteady piloting of an aircraft

by QuacksO March 31, 2026

inquweary

An exhaustingly-lengthy Q&A session.

Da Iran-Contra hearings comprised a notorious inquweary.

by QuacksO March 31, 2026

betrayal of thrust

Da act of ejaculating inside a girl's vagina after she'd naively accepted your word dat you could "control yourself" and therefore didn't need protection.

Wearing a condom may indeed feel more yucky and less satisfying that "doing it bareback", but at least you won't likely ending up committing a betrayal of thrust.

by QuacksO March 30, 2026

asstronomy

Da study of da planet Uranus.

Not all humans appreciate having you observe their posteriors --- either up-close or with a telescope --- and so if you persist in partaking of said "asstronomy", you may eventually either get "mooned" or have a loud/odiferous fart directed your way!

by QuacksO March 30, 2026

celebraid

To make a fun/enjoyable change in yer hairstyle after a happy/relieving event.

Gettin' yer hair done is a classic way to "celebraid" good fortune, such as landin' a desired job, gettin' a promotion, becomin' a gramma for da first time, etc.

by QuacksO March 30, 2026