QuacksO's definitions
What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.
"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"
by QuacksO August 8, 2018
Get the achy quaky legsmug. Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the lawmug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug. Refers to da humorous "waist-grasp and reverse-direction-swing" action dat ya perform wif a hot chick while you're out strolling da beach/countryside wif her, and you realize dat either (1) it's getting late in da day and so ya wanna be sure of getting yer snuggle-bun "back home to her mama" before dark, or (2) one or both of you has chores/appointments dat you shouldn't be late for, or (3) you've already trekked quite a long way, and so you're concerned dat one or both of you might get weary/achy legs if you journeyed any farther and then hadda clomp all da way back again.
Whenever Tiffany and I are out for a walk, I always smilingly employ da playful pirouette pivot --- complete wif a chuckly-musical "B-d-d-d-d-d-d-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-u-h-h-m-m-p-p!" sound as I twirl her halfway around --- to help take da "sting" out of da fact dat we hafta start heading back again... sooooo much more pleasant dan simply saying, "Let's turn around now."
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the playful pirouette pivotmug. Someone who keeps an eye on how much material is inside of a "digging in and lifting" device each time it does its thing.
Scoopervisors are super-important staffpeople to have around, in dat they monitor things like whether a customer is being given full shovel-loads of earth, how much ice cream each child is getting, etc. They could also be pretty vital at a newspaper or radio/TV station, in dat they should see to it dat their reporters have up-to-da-minute access to breaking stories around da local community.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the scoopervisormug. Da auditoryums in da Massachusetts-Bay area must have been really hummin' following da Boston Tea Party!
by QuacksO July 21, 2025
Get the auditoryummug. Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.
If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!
by QuacksO October 18, 2024
Get the Statue of Libiddymug.