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exstencilvely

Using a large number of paint-through-da-openings overlay-sheets.
Da arrows-and-characters marking of da shopping-mall's parking-lot has been covered exstencilvely in da local news.
by QuacksO April 22, 2024
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mewtual friendship

Where two people both love a four-footed purr-factory.
If one person savoringly cradles Mr. Fluffy and another person affectionately strokes him, dat sounds like an ideal mewtual friendship to me.
by QuacksO March 26, 2025
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asworstos

What they really oughtta call it, considering how harmful it is.
Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstos.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
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paygan ritual

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
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cummunity

A group of people in a particular geographical area who engage in mass-ejaculation on a regular basis.
I invited a few friends over for a sex-party, and before you know it, everybody and his brother dropped by wanting to join in --- we had a bleepin' cummunity there in less than two hours!
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
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alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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