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The statistical figure showing the annual number of humans in a given geographical area who "bite the dust".
In the USA, the smoking-related plopulation is over half a million --- as an old article in a late-'80's issue of the Reader's Digest was titled, "the tobacco companies are getting away with murder!"
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
Get the plopulation mug.The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)
I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
Get the her block mug.If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
Get the derection mug.What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
Get the udder nincompoop mug.A "fellony" can also refer to someone's illegally/unethically cutting/breaking down (i.e., "felling") a tree or other vertical object. Ordinarily, a classic example of this act might be the famous (or infamous!) tale about the tomahawk-wielding young George Washington, but it turns out that this narrative was just a myth (well, I must admit that I HAD always kinda wondered how "da great G.W." could have done all the awful things he was known for --- such as wrongfully jailing farmers, and keeping and disgracefully mistreating slaves --- if he was such an "honest" and "truthful" soul as a child!)) perpetrated by an overzealous newspaper-journalist, so I guess we would need to look elsewhere for a true and valid example... maybe the funny Echo-brand chain-saw ad, where the super-excited dude was so eager to try out his new Echo chain saw that he mindlessly cut down a neighbor's tree, and then when said neighbor confronted him about it ("That's **my tree** that you just cut down!"), the imperturbable miscreant sunnily replies, "Oh, no problem --- glad to do it for ya!"
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
Get the fellony mug.(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.
by QuacksO January 14, 2015
Get the asspirations mug.Refers to the "constant 'n' consistent" attention and perseverance that you'd jolly well better maintain if you wanna be an effective (or long-lived!) gangster.
If Tony Montana had been more dillingerent instead of mostly just trippin' out on snow 24/7, he might have lived to a ripe old age.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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