QuacksO's definitions
To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
Get the spepper praymug. Dat super-impatient sports-cah drivah wif da extra-loud hemi-motor who was tire-screechingly gunnin' it back and forth along the road in front of Marshall Dodge's aunt's house lookin' fer East Vasselboro sure coulda used some tootleadge!
by QuacksO June 5, 2019
Get the tootleadgemug. As much bodily shocks dat squirrels subject themselves to when scurrying and jumping about in trees 24/7, it's a wonder they don't all come down with major cases of achecorns.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Get the achecornsmug. by QuacksO December 23, 2020
Get the litterallymug. What you eye-twinklingly say to someone who's making playfully-suggestive remarks and/or showing off his/her bodily lusciousness, to indicate dat you would like to engage in a hot-'n'-heavy bouncy-bouncy wif him/her.
What you say to someone who's UNDER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to YOUR room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
What you say to someone who's OVER da age of consent: You've been naughty --- go back to MY room!
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the You've been naughty --- go back to my room!mug. Da topic of income/spending regarding da "four-word chanting" giant who lives in da castle at da top of da beanstalk.
"Fee, fie, fo, fum --- I've suffered great FIEnancial loss at da thieving hands of dat bratty pint-sized Englishman! He not only stole my bag of gold, my golden-egg-laying hen, and golden harp, but he also greedily crammed his cheeks with some of my food, and my overly-generous wife didn't even charge him any FEE for it!"
by QuacksO April 5, 2020
Get the FIEnancialmug. Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).
If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".
by QuacksO December 26, 2018
Get the testimoneymug.