QuacksO's definitions
Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.
There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Get the elosery mug.Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
by QuacksO February 27, 2017
Get the shoulder-scrunchies mug.Sarcastic term for a noisy winged beach-dweller who has become gargantuan in size --- and weight --- from totally pigging out on popcorn and Cheez Doodles dat people toss to him.
Maybe instead of resorting to violence, David could have defeated Gulliath simply by feeding him large quantities of junk food that would have made him too ponderously bloated and heavy to move.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the Gulliath mug.Bringing along a good crow-bar should be your top pryority if you don't wanna suffer an elevated tamperature when breaking into a safe.
by QuacksO April 7, 2021
Get the pryority mug.Da hovering-'n'-shining ring of innocence dat your parents give back to you by saying, "Hay is for horses."
If you always remember to say, "Hello" or "Excuse me" when addressing a fellow human, you will be able to keep your "heylo" intact, without any outside help.
by QuacksO December 17, 2023
Get the heylo mug.I find Ellen DeGeneres's commentary irritating and overly talkative, but I guess that's merely blabnormal for her fans!
by QuacksO June 28, 2025
Get the blabnormal mug.Achmed loves to blow things up and "keel" anyone who irritates him, so his life story would be a real direy.
by QuacksO November 11, 2021
Get the direy mug.