Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Get the priceless airloom mug.A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the venefake disease mug.I don't like to show off, and I prefer denim and corduroy, anyway, so I don't feel particularly velourous about da idea of wearing "fancy-pants" garments.
by QuacksO June 05, 2021
Get the velourous mug.Cool dude, speaking comfortingly to his gloomily-slumped weight-lifting buddy who is feeling inadequate and guilty for "running out of steam" sooner than he thought he should while working out at the gym: "Don't knock yourself around too hard, Pal --- even da great 'Ahhnold' would get metal fatigue from bench-pressing for too long at a time."
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
Get the metal fatigue mug.A female plaintiff who uses sneaky less-than-honest-'n'-honorable tactics to appear legit in her complaints against others.
Too often, a poor innocent dude is a victim of an accusatricks in a court of law; one of the best pathetically-dishonest strategies that said gold-digging biddy uses is to call in one or more fellow lying hussies as "witnesses" to add their own crocodile-tear-drenched false/exaggerated testimony against said unfortunate guy, and since courts are so often prejudiced in favor of "the weaker and fairer sex", their word tends to be believed more readily, whereas the burden of proof mostly rests with the man. Many a mostly-or-totally-innocent male prison-inmate is there merely because some lying b***h falsely accused him of something, and either the judge/jury just automatically believed her over him, and/or she gave said black-robed scoundrel a blowjob or other intimacy-related "favor" as payment for his ruling in her favor.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the accusatricks mug.The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.
Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the fifth base mug.After everyone's favorite imperturbable and fast-talking cousin-of-da-horse animated character came to live with everyone's favorite green-skinned-and-funnel-eared ogre, da latter's residence became less of an "assylum", in dat said formerly-irritable behemoth learned not to be such a contemptuous jerk, and then also later gained da love of his female equivalent, who --- judging by how many little ones they ended up creating --- gave him plenty of you-know-what herself.
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
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