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Refers to any dumba** statements dat claim dat waferboard is a viable building-material... we all know dat it just falls apart within a short time, especially if it gets wet a lot.
OSB.S. can also loosely refer to da inferior material itself, or to any carpentry-work/creations dat utilize it.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
Get the OSB.S. mug.When I tossed da dice and they started to slow on their rolling, I thought for sure dat I was gonna get a high number, but then da cubes flopped over one more face and both landed with their "one" dots upwards, so my number was drastically redeuced.
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
Get the redeuced mug.The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the pulpiteer mug.An "as seen through the steam-fogged wall of a shower stall" shadow of one or more nudies engaged either in the process of cleansing, or --- in the case of more than one person showering together --- reproducing themselves.
Observing a person's silhouewet can indeed be nice, but often you have a major letdown when you actually see what da birthday-suited showerer looks like in real life.
by QuacksO April 28, 2019
Get the silhouewet mug.Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fart mug.What da infamous "wolf in sheep's clothing" miser from mid-19th-century London had to say about Christmas.
Ebeneezer Scrooge sure was awfully "ram-headed" to say "Baa, humbug!" to any member of the London "flock" who wished him a Merry Christmas... I wonder if he'd have said the same thing nowadays, when many of us speak of the end-of-year period by using the "politically correct" title of "winter holidays"? He considered himself pretty shrewd, though, so maybe he would have thought that everyone was just trying to "pull the wool over his eyes" by still referring to basically the same holiday, even though they were indeed using a different title?
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Get the Baa, humbug! mug.While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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