A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the Rattlesnake Bill's eliminimentmug. There are so many facts and details regarding Earth's "personal star" dat it would likely take too long to actually "read all about it" --- a sunopsis might be more sensible for brushing up on said brilliant object's basic history and attributes.
by QuacksO March 14, 2025
Get the sunopsismug. What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
by QuacksO March 21, 2025
Get the statuetory damagesmug. Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
Get the haddockifymug. A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.
One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
Get the Aprildaymug. Achmed has an agonizing time accompanying Jeff Dunham to symphony-orchestra performances, since there are so many infiddles there.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Get the infiddlemug. My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023
Get the smituationmug.