Ethan Couch's "affluenza" defense was about as pathetic and unbelievable as someone claiming illiciteracy about ordinary everyday matters --- naturally, one should indeed respect/forgive someone's not being aware of a "non-obvious/universal" law or custom, but everyone with even half an ounce of common sense knows that getting roaring-drunk and then rocketing down a dark rural highway at 70-plus mph is ALWAYS a big no-no, regardless of what jurisdiction you happen to be in!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
by QuacksO January 20, 2021
A wimpy-a** teacher who just dutifully/mindlessly spouts the "standard" useless typical-b**ls**t "knowledge" that merely fills students' heads with falsehoods and pointless information, yet who also always "skirts the issue" or "ducks the question" whenever any skeptical/independent-minded classmate "poses the tough questions" regarding either the validity/truthfulness of the subject-matter ("How can you say that Odysseus was such a great and admirable hero if he shared a bed with other women and couldn't even keep his braggartly mouth shut to the Cyclops when he and his men were making their escape from him?") or the necessity of having to study a certain topics (i.e., "Why do we need to know the history of Ethiopia or learn about the founding of San Francisco? How will that knowledge help us in our future lives or aid us in finding/performing employment?").
Napoleon Blownapart famously grumbled, "History is a set of lies agreed upon." Perhaps he'd had hedgeucators in mind when he said it.
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019