Definitions by QuacksO
ozstensibly
Now dat Dorothy Gale has gotten rid of da two wicked witches, you could ozstensibly gallivant from one corner of da territory to da other without fear of running afoul of less-than-sociable sorcerers. Depending on what areas you venture into, though, you still may need to watch out for da Jackdaws, Kalidahs, and Hammerheads, among other antagonists; you'll also wanna steer clear of da Fighting Trees. To be on da safe side, be sure to stop by da Emerald Palace for a printed travel-guide --- many of said royal castle's regular residents have had personal experience with many of these aforementioned undesirables, and so they have compiled said comprehensive booklet to let visitors know da "where and what" regarding said hazardous entities.
ozstensibly by QuacksO April 12, 2024
streak and legs
Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.
streak and legs by QuacksO April 11, 2024
bangquit
A big "celebrating da turning over of a new leaf" dinner for assorted "reforming" individuals who have vowed to cease having random/casual sex-partners and/or startling people by setting off firecrackers after attending said culinary bash.
I went to a huge bangquit as a condition of my probation for social irresponsibility, but there were so many scantily-clad "cute 'n' curvy" chicks serving as waitresses --- and such a thunderously-boomy display of fireworks afterwards --- dat I totally broke all of my promises (as did most of da other horny and noise-loving studs in attendance), and so we all went home both with ringing ears after gleefully taking turns lighting da Roman-candle fuses, and with limp-and-droopingly-fatigued love-pipes from having repeatedly "left a little bit of ourselves" between da legs of said "hot hostesses" --- said luscious lookers were so overheated and breathless from all of said delightful-encounter action dat they performed da after-party cleanup totally naked, with totally numbed tits and buns from all of da huge warm thirsting male paws dat had savoringly kneaded said delectable mounds of protoplasm almost continuously during da shindig, and copious sperm-residues dripping out of their puffy and exhausted coochies.
crytearya
Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.
In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.
food-pepperation
Da act of sprinkling dried Piper nigrum or capsicum flakes into your mixing bowl while whipping up something "spicy 'n' savory".
Jay Bush's furry side-kick Duke is always trying to surreptitiously reveal da secret family recipe for baked beans to da public; his latest endeavor is to let slip da special food-pepperation details for their new "Sweet Heat" variety.
food-pepperation by QuacksO April 9, 2024
dozen't make sense
What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.
One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.
dozen't make sense by QuacksO April 8, 2024
jettason
To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.
Many of da earlier-model VWs had either convertible tops or a sunroof, so I suppose dat they could have been outfitted to jettason its occupants skyward if desired.