Shangri La Ranch spokesperson: Our forebares were so staunchly opposed to killing four-legged mammals just for being able to wear their furs dat we shed said animal-hides in favor of "perpetual birthday-suit" living.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
Fluffy may claim to be your advocat, but oftentimes said small domesticated carnivores will actually gravitate towards those who feed them da tastiest meatiest snacks!
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
A place of learning and research that does not employ a filthter on its internet-connection, allowing its patrons easy and unrestricted access to "juicy 'n' wet" websites.
I was unable to research the history of human contraceptives due to the "regular" library's overly-picky filthter system, so I hadda travel a good ways to find a pubic library just so that I could get the info I needed.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P
by QuacksO December 18, 2024
Getting hitched is supposed to bring great happiness and supreme bliss, but not all instances of "I Do" result in said non-stop marriment!
by QuacksO July 08, 2024
Da jury is out on whether anti-parasitic necklaces are actually all dat effective, and they are known to cause a whole host of other illnesses and maladies dat are far more serious than just fleabiteis!
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
A remembering of a past auto-accident.
People's wreckollections usually vary wildly, depending on whether they are applying for injury/disability-benefits or filling out an auto-insurance application. :P
by QuacksO May 29, 2019