jettason
To rocket a person or object vertically out of da front seat of da Knight Industries 2000 car after having pushed da "Eject R" or "Eject L" button, if said tricked-out ride had been made by Volkswagen instead of Pontiac.
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jettison stage one
to jettison stage one (expr.):
"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
jettison stage one by varn_ix August 11, 2008
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jettson
the best boyfriend you could ever have because he will always be there for you no matter what. cute eyes. smile can fix any bad day your ever having. hair is always on fleek. small little nose. perfect eyebrows. them lips tho , HOLY FUCK. he's an idiot but an adorable one. too bad he's mines (;
jettson by suckmydisnix October 3, 2017
self-jettison
self-jettison by PontificatingPants April 24, 2019
jettison
1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.
"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"
"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"
"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"
jettison by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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