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bangquit 

A big "celebrating da turning over of a new leaf" dinner for assorted "reforming" individuals who have vowed to cease having random/casual sex-partners and/or startling people by setting off firecrackers after attending said culinary bash.
I went to a huge bangquit as a condition of my probation for social irresponsibility, but there were so many scantily-clad "cute 'n' curvy" chicks serving as waitresses --- and such a thunderously-boomy display of fireworks afterwards --- dat I totally broke all of my promises (as did most of da other horny and noise-loving studs in attendance), and so we all went home both with ringing ears after gleefully taking turns lighting da Roman-candle fuses, and with limp-and-droopingly-fatigued love-pipes from having repeatedly "left a little bit of ourselves" between da legs of said "hot hostesses" --- said luscious lookers were so overheated and breathless from all of said delightful-encounter action dat they performed da after-party cleanup totally naked, with totally numbed tits and buns from all of da huge warm thirsting male paws dat had savoringly kneaded said delectable mounds of protoplasm almost continuously during da shindig, and copious sperm-residues dripping out of their puffy and exhausted coochies.
bangquit by QuacksO April 10, 2024
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A southern term (and spelling) for the word banquet.
Hey, did y'all here, there be a banquit going on today!
banquit by AnimeKing503 April 29, 2008

Bangquet 

The boujie way of saying orgy.
Are you ready for tonight's bangquet?
Bangquet by Zness February 23, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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