*girl walks in*
Guy 1: Would you do her?
Guy 2: Yes... I mean, I would bangquit her.
Guy 1: bangquit her?
Guy 2: Yah, like, I wouldn't take her to a banquet, but I would totally bang her and quit her.
Guy 1: Would you do her?
Guy 2: Yes... I mean, I would bangquit her.
Guy 1: bangquit her?
Guy 2: Yah, like, I wouldn't take her to a banquet, but I would totally bang her and quit her.
by insanesquirle November 17, 2013
A big "celebrating da turning over of a new leaf" dinner for assorted "reforming" individuals who have vowed to cease having random/casual sex-partners and/or startling people by setting off firecrackers after attending said culinary bash.
I went to a huge bangquit as a condition of my probation for social irresponsibility, but there were so many scantily-clad "cute 'n' curvy" chicks serving as waitresses --- and such a thunderously-boomy display of fireworks afterwards --- dat I totally broke all of my promises (as did most of da other horny and noise-loving studs in attendance), and so we all went home both with ringing ears after gleefully taking turns lighting da Roman-candle fuses, and with limp-and-droopingly-fatigued love-pipes from having repeatedly "left a little bit of ourselves" between da legs of said "hot hostesses" --- said luscious lookers were so overheated and breathless from all of said delightful-encounter action dat they performed da after-party cleanup totally naked, with totally numbed tits and buns from all of da huge warm thirsting male paws dat had savoringly kneaded said delectable mounds of protoplasm almost continuously during da shindig, and copious sperm-residues dripping out of their puffy and exhausted coochies.
by QuacksO April 11, 2024